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10 Jul 2012, 12:13 pm

I'll start.

To my fat bottom lip. You're the reason that I look like Mick Avory. I love you so much, that I want to play with you and do that Bbbbbbbbb stim all day long. :wink:

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10 Jul 2012, 12:14 pm

I really like you, despite getting in a mess very easily. I just love how you're so long, and are all around my neck and shoulders.

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10 Jul 2012, 12:46 pm

Okay, I get it. I need food. Stop growling!

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10 Jul 2012, 12:47 pm

When can I give some of my fat to my cousin? She's skinny as a stick.

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10 Jul 2012, 12:51 pm

To my nails - I like the fact that I have you - otherwise, I couldn't use nail polishes, which I like so much

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10 Jul 2012, 12:53 pm

Albirea wrote:

When can I give some of my fat to my cousin? She's skinny as a stick.

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10 Jul 2012, 12:59 pm

To my right leg.

Hurry up and get better!

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10 Jul 2012, 1:22 pm

There, are you entertained??

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10 Jul 2012, 1:38 pm

MONKEY wrote:

There, are you entertained??

Did you just have a wank?

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Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.

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10 Jul 2012, 1:42 pm

Dear Hair,

Why do you always have to look so darn disheveled every day? What did I ever do to you?

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10 Jul 2012, 1:44 pm

rabbitears wrote:

MONKEY wrote:

There, are you entertained??

Did you just have a wank?

I was talking to my tongue, it was craving museli. :lol:

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10 Jul 2012, 1:44 pm

To my hair - I like your blueness. You make my face look slightly less grim.

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Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.

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10 Jul 2012, 2:36 pm

To my brain:

You feel so male, I wonder how you can fit into my skull.

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