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26 Nov 2006, 11:21 pm

Have you ever gotten a Christmas gift so terrible it sent you running for the receipt? Have you ever gotten a nice pink bunny suit from your aunt (if you're a male), or some see-through lingerie from your sleazy brother-in-law (if you're female)? If you have, then think of something equally terrible for the poster above you.

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26 Nov 2006, 11:26 pm

A bouncy castle with a penis on the end.

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26 Nov 2006, 11:27 pm

Tequila gets Paris Hilton's Greatest Hits

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26 Nov 2006, 11:27 pm

A pair of my Dad's old socks. Burn, baby, burn!

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26 Nov 2006, 11:30 pm

And a female mate for the male bouncy castle.

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26 Nov 2006, 11:30 pm

a tie

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26 Nov 2006, 11:31 pm

bob the llama's casket.

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26 Nov 2006, 11:33 pm

a lit bomb and sign that reads uh-oh

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26 Nov 2006, 11:36 pm

A cat.

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26 Nov 2006, 11:37 pm

A KIA Rio :lol:

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26 Nov 2006, 11:39 pm

Unknown wrote:

A KIA Rio

Joke's on you, my license has been revoked for conspiracy to steal a snowplow.

How about a nice SAM missile.

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26 Nov 2006, 11:40 pm

A flower

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26 Nov 2006, 11:44 pm

hmmm...i wonder if this cat is part of the overrunning government group...*walks into room where cat has set up a desk and computers* i'm getting a strange feeling...

dark chocolate smothered in worm guts

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26 Nov 2006, 11:47 pm

A mullet.

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27 Nov 2006, 12:07 am

Fruitcake!

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27 Nov 2006, 12:09 am

A pencil.

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