I'd say Jean Reno. He's the man. And the movie could have Keanu Reeves as my arch-nemesis, Baron Gustav von Richter. On my side would be heroes Arnold Schwarzenegger, as rebel fighter Adolf Richter, and Sean Connery, as my mentor Seamus McDougal. Together with our great army, we would fight the evil Baron and free the people of Lomaria from tyranny. It'd be full of all the action, adventure, drama, and comedy of my daily life, though a few of the details might be skewed.