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Radish
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20 Jan 2023, 9:33 am

Duct tape. Great for 1001 uses.

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21 Jan 2023, 7:15 am

"1001 cleans a big big carpet for less than half a crown!" How many of you remember that TV advert?


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21 Jan 2023, 8:25 am

I remember it. I think I do, maybe I have dementia?


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23 Jan 2023, 4:19 pm

How many television ads have ever sold anything for half a "crown"?

How long were they in circulation for?


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23 Jan 2023, 4:24 pm

Who wants to clean my carpets? Payment of half a crown satisfactory?


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24 Jan 2023, 3:35 am

Is 12.5 pence the minimum wage in your house?


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24 Jan 2023, 3:35 am

Why is my cat licking me (almost) all over?


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26 Jan 2023, 4:22 am

Why is DeepHour so annoying?


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26 Jan 2023, 4:25 am

:lol: :?:


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26 Jan 2023, 7:14 am

Why do onions hate me so much.


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26 Jan 2023, 7:19 am

Parce que les ognons aiment haïr tout le monde.


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26 Jan 2023, 7:20 am

Well they certainly hate me. :( Why do I suffer from IBS?


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26 Jan 2023, 7:21 am

Did you insult him when he was leader of the Tory party?


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26 Jan 2023, 8:25 am

Do bananas grow on trees?


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28 Jan 2023, 6:57 pm

Where did my money tree go?


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29 Jan 2023, 8:32 am

Is Radish more annoying than DeepHour?


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