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19 May 2022, 6:31 am

Have you tried using the industrial scales at the scrap yard?

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19 May 2022, 6:36 am

Could you give me directions to the scrap yard?

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19 May 2022, 6:37 am

Isn't that where you park your car?

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19 May 2022, 6:37 am

don't you have google maps?

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19 May 2022, 6:39 am

You haven't memorised all maps of the world?

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19 May 2022, 6:40 am

Do you have that much spare capacity?

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19 May 2022, 8:10 am

Do you not have a photographic memory?

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19 May 2022, 8:12 am

What? You lot aren't androids too?

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19 May 2022, 8:16 am

Aren't they in my phone?

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19 May 2022, 8:43 am

Android? No I thought you'd got haemorrhoids?

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19 May 2022, 9:03 am

Aren't those just dingle balls?

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19 May 2022, 10:27 am

Can you get my golf ball please? I think it went into the clubhouse via that erm... broken window.

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19 May 2022, 12:28 pm

Who would let you into a golf club?

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19 May 2022, 12:30 pm

That's the question in a nutshell. So will you fetch my ball for me please?

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19 May 2022, 12:34 pm

Why don't you just play 'three off the tee'?

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19 May 2022, 4:06 pm

Who is that laying sprawled out on the green? Oops.

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