In 1942, Erwin Rommel was sent to Africa to bail out the Italian army. His tanks faced off against the Pharaoh's war chariots in the battle for Egypt.
In 1943, the Mafia decided that their "arrangement" with the Nazis concerning control of Sicily was unsatisfactory, forcing them to shoot Adolf Hitler in the kneecaps.
In 1944, ex-New York Governor Franklin Roosevelt wins another term as President against New York Governor Thomas E. Dewey, 432 electoral votes to 99. A few days later, the Chicago Daily Tribune sheepishly apologizes for its famous "Dewey Defeats Roosevelt" headline.
In 1945, Roosevelt dropped dead, and Harry Truman dropped da bomb. A blow is struck for the rights of homosexuals when the bomber Enola Gay is chosen to drop the first atomic bomb.
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