How to Raise Your IQ by Eating Gifted Children

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14 Dec 2006, 6:05 am

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How to Raise your IQ by Eating Gifted Children © 1979, 1980, 1982 and 1983 by Lewis Burke Frumkes.


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14 Dec 2006, 6:11 am

Eating gifted children?

Cannibals! :evil:



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14 Dec 2006, 6:14 am

I don't eat children. I just drink their blood. Werbert is the one who eats them.


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14 Dec 2006, 6:54 am

MrMark wrote:
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How to Raise your IQ by Eating Gifted Children © 1979, 1980, 1982 and 1983 by Lewis Burke Frumkes.

That turned out to be just another fad diet.


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14 Dec 2006, 7:46 am

This explains why Hannibal Lecter grew up so smart (and how he acquired his taste 8O )



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14 Dec 2006, 8:07 am

I am vegan, but my children are animals.



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14 Dec 2006, 10:38 am

en_una_isla wrote:
I am vegan, but my children are animals.


Make sure they don't eat you then. :lol:


Eating children? I couldn't manage a whole one.



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14 Dec 2006, 10:56 am

OP seems to misses the entire point by posting this in the random forum instead of the parenting or school forum. To say "to raise your IQ by eating gifted children" is allegory for the world in which gifted children such as those with AS get abused and neglected by the educational system. The net effect is average IQ NT teachers IQ's appear higher by lowwering the collective average by sabotaging children with learning disorders and religating them to standing alone in a corner. When infact in proper supportive educational enviroment these kids would make those average NT teachers look pretty dumb.



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14 Dec 2006, 10:59 am

Mmm... breast of woman. Or cutlet of baby. :)



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14 Dec 2006, 11:23 am

TheMachine1 wrote:
To say "to raise your IQ by eating gifted children" is allegory for the world in which gifted children such as those with AS get abused and neglected by the educational system. The net effect is average IQ NT teachers IQ's appear higher by lowwering the collective average by sabotaging children with learning disorders and religating them to standing alone in a corner. When infact in proper supportive educational enviroment these kids would make those average NT teachers look pretty dumb.

Interesting analysis. :)


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14 Dec 2006, 12:03 pm

TheMachine1 wrote:
OP seems to misses the entire point by posting this in the random forum instead of the parenting or school forum. To say "to raise your IQ by eating gifted children" is allegory for the world in which gifted children such as those with AS get abused and neglected by the educational system. The net effect is average IQ NT teachers IQ's appear higher by lowwering the collective average by sabotaging children with learning disorders and religating them to standing alone in a corner. When infact in proper supportive educational enviroment these kids would make those average NT teachers look pretty dumb.


I was thinking the same thing, but less eloquently!



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14 Dec 2006, 12:55 pm

Johnathan Swift lives on!



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14 Dec 2006, 1:16 pm

Yay, human veal!



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14 Dec 2006, 1:43 pm

First thing to come to mind for me was "A Modest Proposal"



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14 Dec 2006, 1:54 pm

Please. A modest proposal made me want to shoot anyone related to Mr. Swift.



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15 Dec 2006, 12:33 pm

I'm surprised nobody's sprung that old adage, "you are what you eat", yet!


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