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What if needles played tennis?

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More than likely, the needles would poke holes in the tennis balls whenever they tried to hit them with the racket. It would be a very quick tennis match.

What if lions didn't roar?

I expect death by lion would be more prevalent.

What if humans could digest hay?

Humans would have televised boxing matches with other animals who eat hay, and the prize would be 100 bales of hay each week for life.

What if the earth disappeared from underneath everyone's feet one day?

If by "disappeared" you mean "became invisible", people like me, who largely stay indoors, would be unaffected since I can't see it anyway through the floor. But if you mean "ceased to be", then we'd all be able to see a lot more stars.

What if ants could talk--loudly enough to be heard by people?

Then picnics would be more deafening experiences then going to the ball game.

What if you were driving your car at the speed of light, and then turned on your headlights? Would they do anything?

Only if there was a deer in front of your car moving at the same speed as you, then it would probably freeze and be hit.

What if society was centered around an AS/ASD point of view/experience, rather then around the NT point of view/experience?

Aldran

Then nobody would notice any difference, since it'd just be the norm from the beginning and the world would be ran that way and nobody would think of imagining a world ran by average NT viewpoints because we'd all just be taking the ''Aspie world'' for granted.

What if the UK gets an awfully cold winter this year, with lots of snow what keeps accumiliating and doesn't melt 'til my birthday in April? (I hate snow by the way).

Then we would have to gather the people in the world to help you melt your country.
What if grasshoppers started "biting your head off"?

I would very soon (I hope, lest it become too much torture) have no thoughts on the matter.

What if all wars were fought by athletes snapping towels at each other in locker rooms?