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20 Dec 2006, 5:14 pm

Any other stupid things that you've done that you know you shouldn't do?

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20 Dec 2006, 5:21 pm

do not put glue on your nipples :oops: :oops: trust me!! !

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20 Dec 2006, 5:31 pm

Never oil paint with your tongue (thought it was pure genius at first).

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20 Dec 2006, 5:46 pm

Never stick your fingers in the VCR slot when the tape is coming out.

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20 Dec 2006, 5:52 pm

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20 Dec 2006, 5:57 pm

Hmmmmmmmm....

I once fiddled about with a paperclip and a wall socket at 8 years old, and while I avoided getting electrocuted, I blacked out the house....

I tasted pool salt, again when I was a young 'un....

Oh, and there was that incident in the labs at QUT, involving an experiment to refine aspirin that went awry (do you want details? Then ask in this thread).

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20 Dec 2006, 6:07 pm

Quatermass wrote:

I once fiddled about with a paperclip and a wall socket at 8 years old, and while I avoided getting electrocuted, I blacked out the house....

You too huh? Man, my mom was pissed
I also drank gas once when I was 5. Mentioned it before but it seems to fit the thread. Oh, and once I joined the Army.

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20 Dec 2006, 6:13 pm

Don't hold a drink over your keyboard either and then spill some of it.I did that the other day and temporarily lost the use of letters T and Y.

M pos s would look ver sill wi hou hose le ers

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20 Dec 2006, 6:17 pm

sociable_hermit wrote:

It makes typing difficult.

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20 Dec 2006, 6:23 pm

do not try to type with your toes (if you're on a computer that is)
do not eat dirt or eat grass that is rough on its sides
do not jump off a swing when you're really high in the air
do not try to make a sharp turn on your bike when the ground is wet
do not push a porch swing on its back side so that when you sit on it, you'll be sitting on the part where your back goes on
do not eat sour watermelon, milk, orange juice ect...
never eat fungi off of anything!
never say you're going to have a party but never have it

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20 Dec 2006, 6:23 pm

Nevrer zip up your fly without checking everything is safly inside

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20 Dec 2006, 6:25 pm

Do not break the lock on the toilet door, especially at someone elses' house, especially if there is no alternative exit and especially if doors get broken down as a result.

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20 Dec 2006, 7:32 pm

Never cook a boiled egg in a microwave.

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20 Dec 2006, 8:37 pm

never dunk your thumb in methylated spirits, then set fire to it :cry:

don't drink peroxide either :mrgreen:

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20 Dec 2006, 8:52 pm

I looked for Goatse.

I've never been the same.

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20 Dec 2006, 8:55 pm

Never chew gum while on uppers.
(My jaw ached for a few days afterwards)

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