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30 Jan 2013, 11:56 pm

Maybe Twilight has AS! :)

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31 Jan 2013, 12:01 am

Still though...what do you get when you cross a chicken with a dragon? A fire-breathing egg laying machine? A giant flying hen that terrorizes the neighbourhood?



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31 Jan 2013, 12:51 am

redrobin62 wrote:
Still though...what do you get when you cross a chicken with a dragon? A fire-breathing egg laying machine? A giant flying hen that terrorizes the neighbourhood?

A slightly less hungry dragon?



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31 Jan 2013, 12:56 am

Hot wings.


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31 Jan 2013, 12:58 am

redrobin62 wrote:
Still though...what do you get when you cross a chicken with a dragon? A fire-breathing egg laying machine? A giant flying hen that terrorizes the neighbourhood?


lol



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31 Jan 2013, 1:35 am

Callista wrote:
Hot wings.

I was going to go with roasted chicken. :P



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31 Jan 2013, 3:42 am

Yep. Predater and pray noway to mix the 2.


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31 Jan 2013, 3:56 am

:lmao:

Callista wrote:
Hot wings.

:lol:


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31 Jan 2013, 4:30 am

I feel with my avatar picture, and the expression on her face so befitting what I imagine hers to be soon after saying "Nevermind", I have no option but to post here.

Also my guess is roast chicken.



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31 Jan 2013, 4:49 am

I disagree with purple donkey, you could make a functional creature out of them.



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31 Jan 2013, 5:09 am

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I disagree with purple donkey, you could make a functional creature out of them.

Definitely. Breakfast helps make a more functional dragon.



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31 Jan 2013, 5:16 am

undercaffeinated wrote:
Rascal77s wrote:
I disagree with purple donkey, you could make a functional creature out of them.

Definitely. Breakfast helps make a more functional dragon.


That's a good point. I was just thinking the dragon would like having an extra cock.



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31 Jan 2013, 5:28 am

redrobin62 wrote:
Still though...what do you get when you cross a chicken with a dragon?

a disappointed dragon wearing a chicken as a condom



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01 Feb 2013, 9:25 am

Well, in many mythologies, dragons are shape-shifters and magic-users. So if it wanted, a dragon might change shape to become a chicken. Some dragons might even be capable of turning the chicken into a dragon.


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01 Feb 2013, 6:26 pm

Aren't modern chickens the most genetically similar living decedents of therapod dinosaurs? In a way, they're already crossed. :D

edit: Nevermind! The joke was about dragons, not dinosaurs! :oops:



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02 Feb 2013, 5:42 am

If you cross a chicken with a mammal you get Buffalo Wings.
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I was just partipating in a thread in the science forum here in which someone posted a video of paleontologist Jack Horner discussing how easy it would be to turn a chicken INTO a dragon!

Well...not a dragon... but a dinosaur. Close enough.