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I can help the feeling that many of these surreal posts are like excerpts from A Spaniard in the Works, a book by John Lennon, published in 1965. Either he anticipated this thread or he didn't cook his mushrooms.

The teenage brain and the teenager it controls.

Wearing a green linen bib, and white short pants, he looked down. There seemed to be plastic tank resting in his tomato bisque. He put on a mustache and looked up a woman standing on his left. She leaned down and whisper in his ear. With a shocked expressing he slowly looked down into his soup and clicked his tongue several times. His mustache fell into the soup, splashing gallons of tomato bisque over his green linen bib, and white pants. She flung her head back, flailing her arms around, laughing hysterically. Suddenly she stopped, placed her finger up to her mouth, and said "shhhhhhhhhhhhh."

It's raining chocolate frogs! *ribbit*

Salvador Dali and Jackson Pollock go zombie hunting in the moonlight.

Beavis and Butt-Head acting like gentlemen.

Now that is a freaky thought.

A man leans against a 30 story building, and it falls on its side. A blind man on roller skates runs into it, breaking a window with his cane. The building then deflates, and melts into a soft chocolate puddle.

Two Cicadas, in kilts, tap-dancing on the surface of a Creme Brûlée.


Sylkat

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A Sphynx cat "streaking" in a football field.

Removing his own brain, he traced its folds with a black permanent marker, trying to find the exit to the maze.

The Coca-Cola Polar Bear having hiccups.


Sylkat

me learn talk pretty one day.

'West Side Story' performed in classical ballet costumes.


Sylkat

he took pictures of his scat in a most logical way.

The US joining the EU.