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Highlander852456
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06 Apr 2013, 2:28 am

They never act. No such thing as autistic actors.

They never do business, because they can not lie. No such thing as liars between austic people.

They never fail school.

They have absolutly no idea what cynism is, irony, or sarcasm, or anything like that. They are autistic. And they do have dictionary, but never read these definitions.

Autistic people have no sense of humor or laugh. It must be something only an NT could do.



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06 Apr 2013, 2:32 am

They never talk on the phone
They never go to parties
They never talk to people nor interact
They don't do pretend play
They don't lie


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06 Apr 2013, 2:37 am

Well.

I act. Indeed, I play a character everytime I'm in a social environment.

I have sense of humour. Indeed, I use it constantly since it covers all the unappropiate comments that I use to do.


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06 Apr 2013, 2:43 am

Highlander852456 wrote:
They never act. No such thing as autistic actors.

They never do business, because they can not lie. No such thing as liars between austic people.

They never fail school.

They have absolutly no idea what cynism is, irony, or sarcasm, or anything like that. They are autistic. And they do have dictionary, but never read these definitions.

Autistic people have no sense of humor or laugh. It must be something only an NT could do.


Very funny, using irony and humor to agree they cant to irony and humor.



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06 Apr 2013, 2:53 am

Highlander852456 wrote:
They never act. No such thing as autistic actors.

They never do business, because they can not lie. No such thing as liars between austic people.

They never fail school.

They have absolutly no idea what cynism is, irony, or sarcasm, or anything like that. They are autistic. And they do have dictionary, but never read these definitions.

Autistic people have no sense of humor or laugh. It must be something only an NT could do.


League_Girl wrote:
They never talk on the phone
They never go to parties
They never talk to people nor interact
They don't do pretend play
They don't lie


Can't tell if you're both serious or not. You're not serious, right?



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06 Apr 2013, 3:01 am

rebbieh wrote:
Highlander852456 wrote:
They never act. No such thing as autistic actors.

They never do business, because they can not lie. No such thing as liars between austic people.

They never fail school.

They have absolutly no idea what cynism is, irony, or sarcasm, or anything like that. They are autistic. And they do have dictionary, but never read these definitions.

Autistic people have no sense of humor or laugh. It must be something only an NT could do.


League_Girl wrote:
They never talk on the phone
They never go to parties
They never talk to people nor interact
They don't do pretend play
They don't lie


Beats me if you know what I mean. Follow your instincts Luke.

Can't tell if you're both serious or not. You're not serious, right?



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06 Apr 2013, 3:23 am

Highlander852456 wrote:
Beats me if you know what I mean. Follow your instincts Luke.


It seems to me that you have sense of humour. Else is that your sense of humour is not amusing neither graceful. I think you're missunderstanding having an unpleasant and dull sense of humour with lacking of sense of humour.


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06 Apr 2013, 3:26 am

They don't walk down streets at night (well I don't, it's better for my health that way).
They aren't hypocrites.
They aren't social.
They don't start fights.
They ain't rednecks ( I'm the exception to the rule).
That's all I could think of.



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06 Apr 2013, 4:34 am

rebbieh wrote:
Highlander852456 wrote:
They never act. No such thing as autistic actors.

They never do business, because they can not lie. No such thing as liars between austic people.

They never fail school.

They have absolutly no idea what cynism is, irony, or sarcasm, or anything like that. They are autistic. And they do have dictionary, but never read these definitions.

Autistic people have no sense of humor or laugh. It must be something only an NT could do.


League_Girl wrote:
They never talk on the phone
They never go to parties
They never talk to people nor interact
They don't do pretend play
They don't lie


Can't tell if you're both serious or not. You're not serious, right?



We're being sarcastic.

I assume that was what the OP was doing, poking fun at the ignorance about autism. I have done similar things on here in the past because I would also get fed up with internet doctors.


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06 Apr 2013, 4:34 am

We don't
manipulate
take advantage of others
bully
tease
take the piss
lie
play head games
judge others (on the rare occasions we do it is warranted)
follow the trend
base our opinion of someone on trivial things such as appearance, sexual orientation, skin colour, culture
act maliciously

we are genuine.



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06 Apr 2013, 4:48 am

League_Girl wrote:
rebbieh wrote:
Highlander852456 wrote:
They never act. No such thing as autistic actors.

They never do business, because they can not lie. No such thing as liars between austic people.

They never fail school.

They have absolutly no idea what cynism is, irony, or sarcasm, or anything like that. They are autistic. And they do have dictionary, but never read these definitions.

Autistic people have no sense of humor or laugh. It must be something only an NT could do.


League_Girl wrote:
They never talk on the phone
They never go to parties
They never talk to people nor interact
They don't do pretend play
They don't lie


Can't tell if you're both serious or not. You're not serious, right?



We're being sarcastic.

I assume that was what the OP was doing, poking fun at the ignorance about autism. I have done similar things on here in the past because I would also get fed up with internet doctors.


Thank you for explaining that! I suspected so but I wasn't sure.



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06 Apr 2013, 5:30 am

League_Girl wrote:
We're being sarcastic.

I assume that was what the OP was doing, poking fun at the ignorance about autism. I have done similar things on here in the past because I would also get fed up with internet doctors.


So this thread was supposed to be ironic. Then my previous answer to Highlander852456 was unappropiate and can have hurt him.

I apologize for that.


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06 Apr 2013, 5:54 am

Highlander852456 wrote:
They never act. No such thing as autistic actors.

They never do business, because they can not lie. No such thing as liars between austic people.

They never fail school.

They have absolutly no idea what cynism is, irony, or sarcasm, or anything like that. They are autistic. And they do have dictionary, but never read these definitions.

Autistic people have no sense of humor or laugh. It must be something only an NT could do.


Funnily enough, I had to read your OP and the one below it and then read yours again, before I realised you were actually being sarcastic. Until that point, I was getting fired up to write a response saying that of course there were autistic actors...


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06 Apr 2013, 5:58 am

...am sure you were being sarcastic now because of the other replies that I have just read. 8)


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06 Apr 2013, 6:13 am

Well, I understand sarcasm and irony.

And I like to play (pretend) so I think maybe I could act. But not in public for performance.



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06 Apr 2013, 6:38 am

Autistic people can grant wishes.

They can talk to animals.

They keep pots of gold at the end of rainbows.

They all know exactly what's going on in Area 51.

They can communicate with each other telepathically.

They can walk through walls.

They all know Colonel Sanders secret chicken recipe.

They all know where Jimmy Hoffa is and who really shot JFK.



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