Mammaries, or aspies? Which is the bigger threat?

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Which is the bigger threat to society? Bare female breasts, or aspies?
Bare breasted females. 4%  4%  [ 1 ]
Aspies 17%  17%  [ 4 ]
Bare breasted female aspies 52%  52%  [ 12 ]
undecided/other 26%  26%  [ 6 ]
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12 Jun 2013, 8:34 pm

Which is the greater threat to society?
Woman going around bare breasted and undermining the moral foundation of the nation?

Or is it aspies being placed in the wrong places where they can gain access to information? Or whatever the reason it is that aspies are supposed to be a threat?

Both are obviously reasons for concern.

But which is the higher priority to combat?



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12 Jun 2013, 8:42 pm

:lmao: :hail:

It took me a minute to catch my breath after reading the title.


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12 Jun 2013, 9:39 pm

Other: People whose ignorance drives them to believe that Aspies, Breasts, Women, or any combinations thereof present any threat to anyone.



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12 Jun 2013, 10:24 pm

There’s the obvious threat of aspies reproducing.


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12 Jun 2013, 10:27 pm

Spiderpig wrote:
There’s the obvious threat of aspies reproducing.

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Oh, what shall we do? Whatever shall we do?

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12 Jun 2013, 11:36 pm

Is this a serious question?



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12 Jun 2013, 11:45 pm

Yes, it’s deadly serious. As deadly as an aspie stare; as deadly as a pair of breasts with their nipples defiantly pointing forward, like two missile launchers threatening the viewer’s squeamishness.


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12 Jun 2013, 11:53 pm

seaturtleisland wrote:
Is this a serious question?


It's not. Look at the titles of other threads in PPR right now.


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13 Jun 2013, 3:04 am

Spiderpig wrote:
Yes, it’s deadly serious. As deadly as an aspie stare; as deadly as a pair of breasts with their nipples defiantly pointing forward, like two missile launchers threatening the viewer’s squeamishness.

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13 Jun 2013, 3:37 am

Female aspies letting their mammaries hang are the worst (whom are also gun nuts).

Pure evil.



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13 Jun 2013, 5:34 pm

Dont point those things at me!

They might go off!



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13 Jun 2013, 5:52 pm

Can't the breast have tumors in them and kill people. How many people do aspies kill? I don't think being bare has anything to do with it.



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13 Jun 2013, 7:37 pm

So far the most dangerous aspies have all been male.

But someday a female aspie, well endowed with both brains and mammaries, will work her way into the bowels of the national security system- and exploit her cleavage to mine data from male collegues. AND will also use hacking smarts to mine data from computers. It will all be over for us then.

We all might as well throw in the towel right now!

I see no hope!



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13 Jun 2013, 8:31 pm

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This strategy also works with poker :lol:


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13 Jun 2013, 9:29 pm

Misslizard wrote:
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This strategy also works with poker :lol:

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< Liquor Up Front >
< Poker in the Rear >

:lol:



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13 Jun 2013, 9:30 pm

^^^ :lol: :lol: :lol:


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