I Am Overweight, But I'm Not Attracted To Overweight Girls?

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The_Face_of_Boo
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11 Aug 2013, 11:10 am

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Just a rumour, eh ?
;-)

That's not what all of your neighbours told me....
They said that when the emergency team opened your front door, a veritable river of "cream" swept out, and across their lawns / down the street !

You're flattering me when you're picturing me as a god of fertility.

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11 Aug 2013, 11:21 am

:lol: Oh, please... I'm flattering you ?
By picturing you as a ... what, now ?

I'm simply stating a fact....because after you frenziedly fapping over 100 times, your torrent of cream even shows up on Google Earth as a sort of off-white streak.
;-)

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11 Aug 2013, 11:35 am

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Miss its clear he is not going to get into a plane.

How long would it take those tentacles to twerk all its way to the Lebanon

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11 Aug 2013, 11:44 am

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Miss its clear he is not going to get into a plane.

How long would it take those tentacles to twerk all its way to the Lebanon

In all honesty , I'm not very good at twerking.
The only reason I was doing it over Skype, was because Boo promised to give me professional dance instruction.

It was only afterwards that he admitted to having no experience as a dance instructor, and other things on his mind !

It's probably just as well that I'm not so great at it... because given how excitable my twerking seems to make him, if I went to visit Boo then I would proably be in danger of drowning.
:lol:

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11 Aug 2013, 11:48 am

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The average human ejaculation is at best 10 ml in sperm volume, 100 x 10 ml = 1000 ml, that's 1 liter, that's hardly a flood.

So by creating a FLOOD with only 100 times means I am the god of sperm, of male fertility.

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11 Aug 2013, 11:50 am

Ladywoofwoof wrote:

spongy wrote:

Miss its clear he is not going to get into a plane.

How long would it take those tentacles to twerk all its way to the Lebanon

In all honesty , I'm not very good at twerking.
The only reason I was doing it over Skype, was because Boo promised to give me professional dance instruction.

It was only afterwards that he admitted to having no experience as a dance instructor, and other things on his mind !

Well yeah, you've been fooled, you aspie girls are so naive. :lol:

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11 Aug 2013, 12:04 pm

;-) Ladies, be warned.... behold the true face of Boo !

(recommences poking Boo away with a pointy-ended ten foot long barge pole)

Shoo, shoo, shoo....

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11 Aug 2013, 12:09 pm

Ladywoofwoof wrote:

;-) Ladies, be warned.... behold the true face of Boo !

(recommences poking Boo away with a pointy-ended ten foot long barge pole)

Shoo, shoo, shoo....

Are you trying to measure my dick's length with that?

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11 Aug 2013, 12:14 pm

I assure you, that nobody cares how big your dick is ; except you.

(starts throwing rotten vegetables at Boo)

Go on, away with you.

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11 Aug 2013, 12:16 pm

^ She likes me.

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11 Aug 2013, 12:23 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

^ She likes me.

Send her the info on who to contact to join boo´s fan club?

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11 Aug 2013, 12:26 pm

^ Boo is totally delusional.

Re: Spongy
;-) ehhhh, I'm pretty sure that would be Boo... since he's the only person who's likely to be a member of such a fan club.

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11 Aug 2013, 1:09 pm

Ladywoofwoof wrote:

^ Boo is totally delusional.

Re: Spongy
;-)

ehhhh, I'm pretty sure that would be Boo... since he's the only person who's likely to be a member of such a fan club.

No, I would join as well :oops:

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11 Aug 2013, 1:39 pm

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Ladywoofwoof wrote:

^ Boo is totally delusional.

Re: Spongy
;-)

ehhhh, I'm pretty sure that would be Boo... since he's the only person who's likely to be a member of such a fan club.

No, I would join as well :oops:

You still didn't pay your fees.

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11 Aug 2013, 2:29 pm

Thats because I am broke sending you love notes

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11 Aug 2013, 2:49 pm

(starts throwing flowers and singing "here comes the bride" )

I wish you many happy years together.
It's about time that my inbox got a bit of rest ! !!

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