Would you reject a virgin as masseur, chauffeur or gardener?

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The_Face_of_Boo
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11 Aug 2013, 5:07 pm

Just following the stupid poll trend.

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11 Aug 2013, 5:09 pm

He would have to pay me 42 cents. Otherwise; no touching me.

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11 Aug 2013, 5:15 pm

Cafeaulait wrote:

He would have to pay me 42 cents. Otherwise; no touching me.

Cheaper than an iphone app

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11 Aug 2013, 5:19 pm

I want to change my vote to "tomato."

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11 Aug 2013, 5:30 pm

A virgin gardener? I am not sure... Banana!

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11 Aug 2013, 5:34 pm

:-D I would be perfectly happy for a virgin to oil me up, give me a damn good ride (with him in the driving seat), then have a fumble in my foliage.

;-) Does that answer your question ?

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11 Aug 2013, 5:38 pm

Only as a plumber.

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11 Aug 2013, 5:49 pm

So far, we can only conclude that things are not getting hairy. Banana! and 42 are tied.

UPDATE: Wait, it is Banana!

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11 Aug 2013, 5:50 pm

Just don't say the M-word around the librarian. Orangutans are APES.

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11 Aug 2013, 6:07 pm

Ladywoofwoof wrote:

:-D I would be perfectly happy for a virgin to oil me up, give me a damn good ride (with him in the driving seat), then have a fumble in my foliage.

;-)