Would you reject a virgin as masseur, chauffeur or gardener?

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Would you?
Banana! 50%  50%  [ 8 ]
This is getting hairy. 19%  19%  [ 3 ]
42 31%  31%  [ 5 ]
Total votes : 16

The_Face_of_Boo
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11 Aug 2013, 5:07 pm

Just following the stupid poll trend.



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11 Aug 2013, 5:09 pm

He would have to pay me 42 cents. Otherwise; no touching me.



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11 Aug 2013, 5:15 pm

Cafeaulait wrote:
He would have to pay me 42 cents. Otherwise; no touching me.



Cheaper than an iphone app :o



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11 Aug 2013, 5:19 pm

I want to change my vote to "tomato."



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11 Aug 2013, 5:30 pm

A virgin gardener? I am not sure... Banana!


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11 Aug 2013, 5:34 pm

:-D I would be perfectly happy for a virgin to oil me up, give me a damn good ride (with him in the driving seat), then have a fumble in my foliage.

;-) Does that answer your question ?



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11 Aug 2013, 5:38 pm

Only as a plumber.



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11 Aug 2013, 5:49 pm

So far, we can only conclude that things are not getting hairy. Banana! and 42 are tied.

UPDATE: Wait, it is Banana!


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11 Aug 2013, 5:50 pm

Just don't say the M-word around the librarian. Orangutans are APES.



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11 Aug 2013, 6:07 pm

Ladywoofwoof wrote:
:-D I would be perfectly happy for a virgin to oil me up, give me a damn good ride (with him in the driving seat), then have a fumble in my foliage.

;-) Does that answer your question ?

What are you bipolar about arousal? What in blue blazes is going on?


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11 Aug 2013, 6:09 pm

... No.

(hides behind a hedge and waits for appletheclown to leave)



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11 Aug 2013, 6:21 pm

Ladywoofwoof wrote:
... No.

(hides behind a hedge and waits for appletheclown to leave)

Coward!! ! (Leaves and becomes awesome)
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kgj14Yj_uEQ[/youtube]


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11 Aug 2013, 6:33 pm

appletheclown wrote:
Ladywoofwoof wrote:
... No.

(hides behind a hedge and waits for appletheclown to leave)

Coward!! ! (Leaves and becomes awesome)
(video)


:-D That's a great song ! I'm amused.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9u5zqKvC7E[/youtube]



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11 Aug 2013, 9:51 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJnFx51hOFY[/youtube]

NO MORE STUPID POLLS!! ! We have other business to take care of :-)