Would you reject a virgin as XBL Live friend / window washer

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It seems to be cool and trendy to make this kind of poll right now, so I figured that I may as well jump on the bandwagon.

Would you kick somebody off your Xbox Live friends list because of them being a virgin ?
Would you hire a virgin to wash your windows ?
Or do you only want experienced men/women for such tasks ?

You win the interwebz

But everybody knows all Xbox live users are virgins! If that were true, nobody would be friends with anybody and the community would collapse.
And I can't help but think of a bad porn flick . "Would you like me to 'clean your windows' ma'am?" *wiggles eyebrows*

Thankyou ! (blows kisses to the amassed crowd, and accepts a trophie in the shape of several joypads glued together)
The final boss was a toughie, but then I realised that all I really had to do was hit the huge glowing spot for massive damage !

You make a good point.

I suspect that even people who aren't virgins to begin with, become virgins again automatically as soon as they sign up for an Xbox Live gold account.
Including the 70% of COD players who are allegedly actively gay, and the other 30% who've all banged my mum.

Your mother should stay away from other mother's basements, you never know who is living down there

But wait... does that mean you actually use Xbox live? That would make you a virgin!

I don't have an Xbox, nor a Live subscription. I can wash the windows myself, it's not really that big of a deal.

I tease her about it good-humouredly, because she clearly is a huge slapper who has a fetish for 14 year-old Xbox Live players.
She finds the whole thing very entertaining.

And yup, I sure do. I've had an Xbox Live Gold account for years.
It's way more fun (and loads more effective for restoring virginity) than surgery to give women their hymen back, I reckon (although I'm just guessing, since I've never had that done)

This is starting to remind me of Monty Python. How long until the director steps in and cuts the scene because it is too silly?

the only way you could know to reject these people is to ask them straight up if they are virgins.
If you did that, they'd all reject you, so you'd never know who was and wasn't one.
I never assume, and I never ask, it's a no go zone, like what religion someone is, who they vote for, and if they're gay.
You'll know if you get to know them, if they let you into their confidence, otherwise it's none of your business.

Hmmmm, I can certainly see your point about being rejected by Xbox Live friends.... but window-washers still need to make a living ; whether or not I cross-examine them about their virgin status.

Maybe I could place a Craigslist advert....

"Wanted : Virgin window washer. Cuteness preferred, but not essential. I want a nice clean man, to clean my windows. Dirty boys need not apply !"

In the sense of fairness, I could place another advert asking for dirty guys who're after a bit of filthy fun - then get them to clean the windows as well.
(since personally, I'm not fussy whether my window-cleaners are virgins or not)

Pretty sure you can just pm boo about that job

Ahh more fans imitating me.