Ladies: Best and Worst pick up lines you've ever heard?

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I'll not put any I've used as I don't want to be laughed at

Are your feet hurting?

Mine Are.

Cause I've been chasing you all my life, baby

Did you lose your ****?

Quick, grab mine!

(sorry that one's a little adult)

Oh wow, you fell from the sky. My response 'ouch'.

Another one I've heard is 'I've been waiting for you all my life'. Well your wait is just going to get longer then isn't it?

If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

I've heard too many bad pick-up lines to list here.

And there's no such thing as a good one, so that part of the question is unanswerable.

Here's some awful pick-up lines as personified in 8-Bit Theater. The links are to the comics. The first is where Black Mage first meets White Mage, and the other three (skipping ahead a comic or two) are his ultra-awful pick-up lines.

http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=010503 (The first meeting)

http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=010506 (The first pick-up line)

http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=010509 (The second pick-up line)

http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=010511 (Pick-up lines and hammering galore)

One I heard someone say: Is there a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself in there.

Here's a pick-up line my friends keep joking about using, nah they actually do and it works because its not sleezy. You walk up to someone of the opposite sex (well, if your aim that way) and be like "Hey, gotta ask you a question. How much does a polar bear weigh?" When they answer "I don't know" or "How much does it weigh?" You say "Enough to break the ice - hi my name is ____" and seriously its as cute as it is clever, people actually dig it.

I'm not a lady, but this one is a classic:

Overheard while I was in college: "Yeah, I've got Peter Frampton Comes Alive on vinyl in my dorm room. Want to go back there and listen to it?" Note: THIS WAS NOT IN THE 70's! This was in 1990.

I met this guy at a friends place and we started talking about ethnicity and ancestry. He told me his background was German and asked if I had any German in me. I said no.
"Well, would you like some...?" he said.
It took me a minute to understand why he was grinning at me......

EEEWWWWW!! !

Ok, this was technically not a pick-up line, but my first boyfriend once told me "You look lovely by the light of the CRT."

The same guy also told me (at a teen party at the local swimming pool) that "Your butt looks like two ray-traced spheres."

I know a really offensive/funny one,I can't say it here though.

Message me and I'll tell you.

Do you work at a farm? Because you really know how to raise a cock.

If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?