Would You survive my nuclear attack? >:)

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Basically I was bored alright? And I do alot of things when I'm bored such as this...
http://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/?t=43 ... 800c248b34

This is what would happen to the US if I were in charge of the UK Nuclear arsenal ( Just kidding, the US holds too much culture and too many good people to have a thing like this happen )

Nukemap decided to annoyingly convert every one of my airburst nuclear detonations into Ground detonations, which makes everything much worse than I wanted it to be.

Anyway, the reason I launched 160 odd nukes is because the UK currently has 160 odd nukes ready to launch at any time, with about 40 more capable of being made to that state.

So have a look at the map, I'd be interested to see how many of You would survive my Nuclear Abomination.

You appear to have injured me and knocked my house over, and I'm sure I was exposed to a moderate amount of residual radiation being downwind from several of your strikes, but I appear to have survived.

I just wanna know, why'd you have to go hitting the San Juan Islands and Victoria? They didn't do nuthin'.

It was to knock out communications to the area of Seattle, and to destroy there harbour zones.

just keep it away from south mason county.

I disagree. This area should NEVER be nuked. Worst. Decision. Ever. (Second only to raising the taxes on our tea all those many years ago.)

Well I guess thats what happens when You put the responsibility of 160 thermonuclear warheads in a 14 year olds hands.

Touché. Lesson learned.

If you must launch one in my state, send it to LA...or Death Valley!

Looks like you bombed St. Louis pretty good, so I'd be toast.

if you bombed south Puget sound, I could be playing a harp on a cloud now.

It's worse than a direct hit. He detonated all the warheads in areas off the coast so our weather patterns made the region uninhabitable. It appears as if he even took into account the Puget Sound Convergence Zone, covering both air streams around The Olympics to maximize effect.

Sadly, the evil mastermind of this cruel plan even took out Victoria & Vancouver in his reckless abandon.

I can feel the love.

Hmm? Well if You were living in the Vancouver area, it wouldn't be advisable to stay there, although it was too far away from my targets to get any radiation or blast effects, the fallout from the nuclear warheads hitting the ground ( as illustrated in those wave like patterns ) You wouldn't be getting any fish anymore as the waters would be too polluted with radiation, and living in the city would be a hard thing to do as in the Vancouver area after I unleashed my wave of terror You'd be getting from 1-10 rads an hour t, which would take about oooh, 2-4 days to have You dead. So living there long term wouldn't be an option anymore.

Meanwhile Victoria although its rad count is a bit lower, ( 1-2 rads an hour ) Thermal radiation would be a problem driving people out of the city, it would literally tear the threads of Your skin apart and go as far as ripping open Your pain nerves, so cruelly You can't feel the massive pain this would be causing so You don't know its that bad.

However my intentions weren't to cause any harm to You canadian folks, I suppose You just got caught in the aftershock of my deadly war.
Oh and its even better I messed up weather patterns, since that wasn't my intention either xD, the reason I was blowing of nukes near the coast was to cut of communication lines to other countries across the world, which would happen, but this is even better.

It would not be difficult mein Fuher! We would retreat into the mine shafts where animals could be bred and SLAUGHTERED. Humans would thrive with a careful selection of six highly stimulating females to each male.

This is where the expression "haste makes waste" comes from. Maybe consider that the next time you nuke a country, hm?

btw the Canadians told me to tell you "sorry for getting in the way of your war." Also they wish you better luck with your future nuking.

Well You gotta understand the Canadians would be fine if Nukemap didn't turn every one of my air burst into ground detomatons, but it's cool they understand and apologise.