Gaming Jokes

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03 Feb 2014, 6:22 pm

I thought it would be to talk about the best gaming jokes, post your best gaming jokes, or any jokes for that matter.
I'll start
Q: What is Zelda’s favorite breakfast side dish?
A: A sausage Link.
Absolutely fab in the world of humor I am.

Hazwold
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05 Feb 2014, 8:28 pm

Ken: Hey, Ryu, can I borrow a pen, mine's just ran out of ink.
Ryu: Shoryuken!

I am a master of comedy.

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05 Feb 2014, 10:52 pm

"Whoever is playing my Sim sucks."
*Looks up at the sky*
"HEY! HOW ABOUT YOU GET ME TO CLEAN MY ROOM!"

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05 Feb 2014, 11:48 pm

Q. When the beautician uses too much lye to straighten your hair, a popular RPG emerges. What is it?

A. Fallout.

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06 Feb 2014, 3:37 pm

Q: Did you hear that Wario opened an art supply store?

A: Yeah, he name it World of Wario Crafts.

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31 Mar 2014, 6:05 pm

Q: Why is Sonic a professional at engaging?
A: He's always looking for rings.
Not too good, but I'm working on it.

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31 Mar 2014, 7:03 pm

Q: What's Ryu's favourite band?
A: HADOUKEN!

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01 Apr 2014, 2:38 am

When do you take your pokemon to the doctors?
When it's Koffing.

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01 Apr 2014, 4:04 pm

Q. How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
A. Poke 'em on!

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02 Apr 2014, 12:39 am

What do you get when you cross the most famous Pokemon with an Italian dish?
Pizzachu.

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