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there's one like this in the random discussion forum, but i felt that it fit in here more.
casablanca:
i love the way he delivers these lines:
Rick: We'll always have Paris. We didn't have, we, we lost it until you came to Casablanca. We got it back last night.

Rick: And you never will. But I've got a job to do, too. Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of. Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that. Now, now... Here's looking at you kid.

horse feathers:

Professor Wagstaff: Tomorrow we start tearing down the college.
The Professors: But, Professor, where will the students sleep?
Professor Wagstaff: Where they always sleep: in the classroom.

harpo marx: (nothing. he says nothing in the whole movie. he doesn't need to say anything.)

that's just to start off with.

too many simpsons quotes to list.

"When a boat runs ashore, the sea has spoken."

Ah Benny & Joon, my favorite. Shame I might be moving further away from the city again where it was filmed.

"Its just a flesh wound" -Black knight.

From Road Rovers:
Exile: April day, April day, we're going down!
Blitz: Don't you mean May day?
Exile: May, June, July, who cares? We're in deep doggy donuts!

From Excel Saga:
Excel: I'm Excel. Age and nationality are both unknown. My specialty is cleaning the toilet. And when I say it out loud like that, the profile doesn't seem to fit a pretty girl character, but i'm an idiot so I don't mind it.

Excel: I'm Excel. Until just a while ago, I thought "Loli-com" was short for "Rolling Computer". I'm a huge idiot. But my hobby is to eat doria with a lily-yarn needle.

From "Borat''
Maza tov! My name Borat. My countrymen send me to US and A to make movie film. Please come & see my movie. If it not succeed, then I be executed.

Sunset Bld
"All right Mr. Demille, I'm ready for my close-up"

Ed Wood

grr...they're all so good...

Airplane!

oh, this is the same way...too many one liners

OMFG, The Bowler (Janeane Garafalo) from "Mystery Men" had too many of my favorite quotes to list, but here's my absolute favorite.

SPLEEN: *winking and making kissing noises at BOWLER*
BOWLER: *coughs in hand, smells breath* There's not enough beer in the world, Spleen. Sorry...

"My Super Ex-Girlfriend" had two of my favorites:

[after being asked what G-Girl was like]
MATT: I dunno... She wasn't what I expected.
JENNY (G-GIRL): *grins* Brainy?
MATT: Not really.
JENNY (G-GIRL): Exotic? Effervescent?
MATT: No, I kinda got this vibe that she was a little nuts, ya know?
JENNY: Nuts?!?
MATT: Yeah.
JENNY: Maybe...she was a little preoccupied, having searched the entire city to save you from being SQUISHED LIKE A BUG ON A WINDSHIELD!! !
MATT: You girls all really stick together, don't ya?

[after returning to the restraunt and realizing she has a smudge on her face from putting out a large-scale fire]
JENNY: I got to go to the bathroom. *gets up*
MATT: Um, you didn't just go to the bathroom?
JENNY: *horrified expression* Are you keeping track? That's kinda creepy...

YES(at the end of a sentence) Megatron Beast Wars
I've got better things to to tonight than die, Springer, Transformers the Movie(1986 one)
Welcome to the Jazz News BONG! Bill Bailey, cosmic jam DVD
Till All Are One, Optimus Prime Transformers the movie
I'm Waiting, Sonic from the 1st DIC sonic cartoon
I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG! Dr.Robotnik, 1st DIC sonic cartoon
innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn 1, Bully Bullseye
Your not worthy of the lowest pits of hell, Arucard Hellsing
Fear The Wrath Of God, Jin Tekken 5
where do you want it IN THE HEAD? Liokaiser, Transformers Victory (Metrodome set subtitles)

and waaaaaaaaaaaaay too many more to list lol

"say hello to mah little friend" - Scarface.

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A proud son of Amager (dramatic pause) Copenhagen, Denmark

From Four Minutes:

"You're an odd mix, Roger. Terribly, absolutely, English, yet possessing that maddening quality of American independence. I suppose most people don't know what in the world to do with you."

From Kung Pow

Master Betty: Hmmm. I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. Like with, with a, rock or something. Like a, like a stone.

Wimp Lo: I see the way you look at him. I'm a man, too, you know? I go pee pee standing up.

Chosen One: I'll take a pound of nuts.
Shop Keeper: [yelling] That's a lot of nuts! That'll be four bucks, baby! You want fries with that?

Wimp Lo: Take a close look. 'Cause I rule, baby.
Chosen One: And who do you rule, the large-dark-nipple people?

Students: [singing] We are both ventriloquists, ventriloquists, ventriloquists, we are both ventriloquists and we practice every day.
Student 1: He carries the baskets.
Student 2: He carries the paper roll.
Students: And we don't have cysts. But one thing is for sure my friends, we are ventriloquists.

Wimp Lo: If you've got an ass I'll kick it!
Wimp Lo: Knock, knock. Who's there? Your butt that's about to be kicked!

Gotta be one of the funniest movies ever.

From Six Days Seven Nights

Robin: [after using their only flare and hitting a palm tree with it] Oh no! Oh uh oh! Oh nuts!
Quinn Harris: [waking up still partly drunk] What the...? What the hell did you do? You wasted our only god damned flare to shoot a god damned palm tree?
Robin: I wouldn't have shot the god damned tree if you hadn't rolled into me. I was trying to signal the god damned plane.
Quinn Harris: What god damned plane?
Robin: [points to a commercial airliner in the sky] That god damned plane.
Quinn Harris: That god damned plane? That's a commercial airliner! It's 5 miles high going six hundred miles an hour. They wouldn't see a nuclear explosion if they were looking for it, much less a flare!
Robin: How the hell was I supposed to know that? If you hadn't drunken yourself into a coma maybe you could have told me that.
Quinn Harris: You know what you've done? You know what you've done? You've taken our one good chance of being found and pissed it away!
Robin: Don't you dare blame this on me. If you were half a pilot, we WOULDN'T BE ON THIS ISLAND!
Quinn Harris: I am the best god damned pilot you'll ever meet!
Robin: Hah! I've flown with you twice, you've crashed half the time.
Robin: [Walks away, leaving Quinn confused at her logic, does a double take] And there is nothing wrong with my tits!

Robin: Whoa. What happened?
Quinn: It crumpled the landing gear when we hit.
Robin: Well, aren't you gonna fix it? I mean can't we, can't we reattach it somehow?
Quinn: Sure, we'll, like, glue it back on.
Robin: Aren't you one of those guys?
Quinn: What guys?
Robin: Those guy guys, you know, those guys with skills.
Quinn: Skills?
Robin: Yeah. You send them into the wilderness with a pocket knife and a Q-tip and they build you a shopping mall. You can't do that?
Quinn: No, I can't do that, but I can do this:
[Pops finger out of the side of his mouth]
Quinn: Does that help?

My mom and I can practically quote that whole movie.

from scrubs:
Jordan: It's Jack's first birthday, I want it to be special. I got a petting zoo for the kids. And we need to figure out something great for the adults.
Dr. Cox: How about a Russian Roulette booth? And here's the kicker. We put bullets in ALL the chambers. That way eherybody wins!

from family guy:
hiding in the cheerleaders locker watching them undress.
stewie:my wee wee appears to be stricken with rigamortis

Here Come Tons Of Young Ones Quotes:

"Rick: I suppose you think it's pretty weird, don't you Mike? Well, you'd be right. 'Cause THAT'S the kind of guy I am, right? WEIRD. Which is why I go over people's heads. A bit like an aeroplane! You think I'm an aeroplane, don't you, Mike? Well, I'm not.

Vyvyan: I've been down the morgue! I got an leg! Am supposed to write an essay on it, but I think I just gonna stick it on the bonnet of my car!

Rick::What are you doing Vyvyan?
Vyvyan::I'm entering a contest to win a Ford Tippex. You have to say what Cornflakes mean to you in 10 words. So I said: Cornflakes. Cornflakes. Cornflakes. Cornflakes. Cornflakes. Cornflakes. Cornflakes. Cornflakes. Cornflakes.
Rick:: Pathetic! You'll never win, Vyvyan.
Vyvyan: Why not?
Rick: It's only nine words.

Rick: Vyvyan! I caught you using my ketchup on your cornflakes!
Vyvyan: I would use milk, but there just happens to be an atom bomb in front of the fridge.

Mike: Vyv! Eat the telly!
Vyvyan: I've been waiting for this!

Vyvyan: Vyvyan, Vyvyan, Vyvyan! Honestly! Whenever anything explodes in this house it's always blame Vyvyan!
Neil: "Vyv, will you shut up, you're giving me tunnel vision!"
Rick: "STOP SHOUTING NEIL!"
Neil: "Stop shouting yourself!"
Rick: "I AM NOT SHOUTING!
Neil: "Yes, you are!"
Rick: "I BLOODY WELL AM NOT! If you want to hear shouting, matey, this is it!
(Rick starts yelling like a baby, whilst Vyvyan lights a Molotov cocktail)

Vyvan: "Its funny, but being ill makes me lose my usual tolerant and easygoing approach to communal living."
(Vyvyan throws the Molotov cocktail into Rick's bedroom, which explodes)

Vyvyan:[Ripping up the introduction to The Good Life ] NO, NO, NO, NO! WE ARE NOT WATCHING THE BLOODY GOOD LIFE! BLOODY, BLOODY, BLOODY! I HATE IT! IT'S SO BLOODY NICE! FELICITY "TREACLE TITS" KENDAL, AND RICHARD "SUGER COATED SNOT" BRIARS! WHAT DO THEY DO NOW? CHOCOLATE BLOODY BUTTON ADS, THAT'S WHAT! THEY'RE NOTHING BUT A COUPLE OF REACTIONARY STEREOTYPES, CONFIRMING THE MYTH THAT EVERYONE IN BRITAIN IS A LOVABLE MIDDLE CLASS ECCENTRIC, AND I! HATE! THEM!
Mike: That's a highly articulate outburst there, Vyv. I only hope they're not watching. "

From That Darn Cat:

"You don't own someone like D.C. He's family."