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CockneyRebel
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23 Mar 2014, 9:24 pm

I've found even more advice.

http://askthepast.blogspot.ca/2014/02/h ... -1656.html

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23 Mar 2014, 10:49 pm

It's as soft as a beaver, and it looks like it could eat a forest of wood too.

(O man, that's bad. I'm terrible.)

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24 Mar 2014, 2:15 am

Just tell her she has a nice badunkadunk and that you want to motorboat her milk jugs :cheers: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

I had a guy come up to me in a bar once and say"let me pat you on the ass.". I 'patted' him across the face. Hard!

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24 Mar 2014, 4:03 am

Halfmadgenius wrote:

Just tell her she has a nice badunkadunk and that you want to motorboat her milk jugs :cheers:

I had a guy come up to me in a bar once and say"let me pat you on the ass.". I 'patted' him across the face. Hard!

You're a very funny lady! :wink:

Dillogic, your comment was hilarious as well!

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24 Mar 2014, 5:33 am

Eccles_the_Mighty wrote:

OK, confessions time, how I met my girlfriend.

I was at the gym and whilst I was working my way around the machines I noticed one of the trainers working with a pretty pony-tailed*** woman. For some reason this guy ALWAYS seemed to train the good looking women so I went up and asked him, "Klaus, how come you always get to train the pretty girls?"

She was in earshot, heard what I said, we got talking, and we've been together ever since.

If I wasn't an aspie I probably wouldn't have gone up and asked such a blunt question, so, sometimes, having AS can work in our favor.

*** So shoot me, I have a weakness for women with a pony tail

Unless they're total gym junkies, I think most women would feel self conscious at the gym when they're training amongst women who look fitter than them. A compliment can be quite encouraging.

And the fact that you paid her the compliment to someone else when you thought she wasn't listening gives it more integrity (makes it seem like an honest opinion about her). Whereas if you said it to her directly she would have suspected intentions behind it.

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24 Mar 2014, 5:41 am

It's funny how the male gym trainers always give dedicated training sessions to the hottest and fittest women in the gym while those need them the least.

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24 Mar 2014, 6:54 am

How's this for a pick up?

"You look like Great Shape Barbie. Have you been working out?"

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