Programmer pick-up lines

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FMX
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07 Apr 2014, 3:41 pm

I don't normally find pick-up lines all that funny, but some of these are so bad, they're actually good!

... at least if you're enough of a computer geek to get them.

http://programmerryangosling.tumblr.com/

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07 Apr 2014, 3:56 pm

Code:

For each girl in bar
      Drink.buy
      If Drink.Accepted then
           Output pick up line
           If Girl.receptive then
                Exit bar
                Go to bed
                Close
           End if
      End if
Next

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07 Apr 2014, 4:07 pm

A man and woman are in a computer programming lecture. The man touches the woman’s breasts.
“Hey!” she says. “Those are private!”
The man says, “But we’re in the same class!”

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