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JoeDaBro
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12 Apr 2014, 9:39 am

ask me smart things or stupid things
or both



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12 Apr 2014, 9:56 am

Why did you join WP the day after my birthday?
Why is my laptop running so slowly?


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12 Apr 2014, 9:59 am

What does "bro" signify?



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12 Apr 2014, 10:04 am

What kind of music do you listen to?


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12 Apr 2014, 10:09 am

What is the meaning of life?

What is reality?

AND...how do you clean mashed-in pellets of kitty litter from a wooden floor?



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12 Apr 2014, 1:49 pm

TenPencePiece wrote:
Why did you join WP the day after my birthday?
Why is my laptop running so slowly?

1. WELL THEN
2. It's a computer. They do that.



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12 Apr 2014, 1:50 pm

jrjones9933 wrote:
What does "bro" signify?

It signifies swag.



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12 Apr 2014, 1:51 pm

WitchsCat wrote:
What kind of music do you listen to?

Good music.



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12 Apr 2014, 1:56 pm

naturalplastic wrote:
What is the meaning of life?

What is reality?

AND...how do you clean mashed-in pellets of kitty litter from a wooden floor?

1. Ayumu "Osaka" Kasuga
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2. Reality.
3. Simple. Take a pole, put one of the wooden floors on it, and attach a note saying "KITTY LITTER 4EVER" on it. This will erupt a war. Arm the wooden floor, and the wooden floor will win and the kitty litter will be gone.



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12 Apr 2014, 7:21 pm

1. Are you a /b/tard?

2. Do you like pizza?

3. What is your favourite pizza topping?


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12 Apr 2014, 8:33 pm

How does a mother kangaroo clean her pouch when baby kangaroo has diarrhea?



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12 Apr 2014, 8:38 pm

What do people blind from birth dream about,and if you were born deaf what"language"do you think in?
Why do tornados zoom in on trailer parks?
Where do the missing dryer socks go?


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12 Apr 2014, 9:02 pm

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What do people blind from birth dream about,and if you were born deaf what"language"do you think in?
Why do tornados zoom in on trailer parks?
Where do the missing dryer socks go?


:salut: :scratch: 8O :hail:



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13 Apr 2014, 9:25 am

Who_Am_I wrote:
1. Are you a /b/tard?

2. Do you like pizza?

3. What is your favourite pizza topping?

1. Yes.
2. Never tried it.
3. the Fedora.



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13 Apr 2014, 9:28 am

Misslizard wrote:
What do people blind from birth dream about,and if you were born deaf what"language"do you think in?
Why do tornados zoom in on trailer parks?
Where do the missing dryer socks go?

1.They dream in audiobooks.
2.English.
3. Tornadoes are just anti-trailer park.
4. In the washer.



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14 Apr 2014, 6:18 am

Can we speed this up a bit?