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21 Apr 2014, 8:14 pm

Now people who are not the Son of God nor the son of a virgin can turn water into something more interesting.

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21 Apr 2014, 8:41 pm

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I don't doubt it. There are people who literally take alcohol up the ass, so that it can be absorbed faster. Talk about not tasting a thing!

that has got to be a royal PITA! 8O it gives "shocking!" a new meaning.



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21 Apr 2014, 8:58 pm

I like being drunk as much as the next guy, but I like being able to taste what I'm drinking as well. :P



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21 Apr 2014, 9:08 pm

if they have indeed managed to remove the "burn" from this product, I can see that it would be a dangerous thing for unrestricted public consumption.



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21 Apr 2014, 9:14 pm

That'll come in handy on camping trips!



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21 Apr 2014, 9:15 pm

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That'll come in handy on camping trips!

if it has enough alcohol in it, maybe it could be a dandy kindling for starting fires?



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21 Apr 2014, 9:36 pm

Everyone will be carrying around packets of alcohol like tic tacs, pouring powder into water or better yet, mixing packets with alcoholic beverages to create a unique drink. I think there'll be a lot of unintentional overdoses.


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21 Apr 2014, 9:40 pm

civilization will end not with a bang but with a whimper.



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21 Apr 2014, 9:52 pm

Yeah . . . Society is collectively numbing itself.



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21 Apr 2014, 9:53 pm

Ewwww.Gross.I hate the idea of snorting anything.I like the tastes of different beers and wines.
What's next,a hamburger you can snort?


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21 Apr 2014, 9:54 pm

Hamburger made from artificial meat. lol



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21 Apr 2014, 9:57 pm

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Hamburger made from artificial meat. lol

we'll be chowing down on such within 10 years, mark my words. it already is proof of concept.



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21 Apr 2014, 9:57 pm

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Ewwww.Gross.I hate the idea of snorting anything.I like the tastes of different beers and wines.
What's next,a hamburger you can snort?

a snortburger, who'd a thunk it? :lol:



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21 Apr 2014, 10:18 pm

Once they start snorting pizza the end is nigh.


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21 Apr 2014, 10:30 pm

auntblabby wrote:
Kraichgauer wrote:
I don't doubt it. There are people who literally take alcohol up the ass, so that it can be absorbed faster. Talk about not tasting a thing!

that has got to be a royal PITA! 8O it gives "shocking!" a new meaning.


As the stomach doesn't have the option of rejecting alcohol poisoning with regurgitation, it's much easier to die from alcohol poisoning by imbibing through the back door.


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21 Apr 2014, 10:35 pm

Misslizard wrote:
Once they start snorting pizza the end is nigh.

nutrisystem has long had these sniffer thingies where, when you get the urge to eat a high calorie food you instead sniff on essense of pizza or essense of carrot cake or such, it blunts the appetite by giving its users the essense of a forbidden food without the calories.