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25 Feb 2010, 3:27 pm

In Soviet Russia, eyes rub YOU!


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09 Apr 2014, 11:39 pm

...the joke tells YOU!



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10 Apr 2014, 10:24 pm

In Soviet Russia, the Snickers eat you!



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11 Apr 2014, 5:05 pm

in soviet Russia the tube socks wear YOU.



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11 Apr 2014, 10:25 pm

The Monsters drink YOU!


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11 Apr 2014, 10:28 pm

in soviet Russia the borscht eats YOU.



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12 Apr 2014, 3:38 pm

In Soviet Russia, a snowman builds YOU!



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12 Apr 2014, 7:19 pm

in soviet Russia, the Volga watches YOU.



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12 Apr 2014, 7:54 pm

In Soviet Russia, people overthrow country;

COUNTRY OVERTHROWS PEOPLE.


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