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31 Aug 2021, 4:11 am

Pepe wrote:
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Give a porcupine a hug.


Piss orf a skunk with functioning anal glands. 8)


Give Dog V4 tomatoes



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04 Oct 2021, 5:37 pm

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To test power outlets insert a fork in each hole and ensure you are holding them tightly.


And if you choose to wear rubber gloves, that just means you're being a sissy.


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16 Nov 2021, 7:02 pm

If you're feeling sick, put some hemlock in your tea. Shortly after you won't feel sick anymore.



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21 Nov 2021, 3:19 pm

Pour gassoline on a fire to cool it down.


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21 Nov 2021, 3:34 pm

Doing your job really half arsed is a guaranteed way of getting promoted.



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21 Nov 2021, 3:36 pm

Woof.


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21 Nov 2021, 3:38 pm

^ Look, cat!



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21 Nov 2021, 3:49 pm

:mrgreen:


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21 Nov 2021, 3:52 pm

Staring at passers-by with one eye at a time will make you great, long-lasting, satisfactory friendships.


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21 Nov 2021, 9:18 pm

biting strangers that pass by would not get yoou into trouble.


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22 Nov 2021, 1:12 am

eat some old chili with some moldy cheese and stale beer, wait a few hours, then step into a busy express elevator in the biggest building in the town that take the elevator the longest time to get to its floor. carry a cell phone video camera to log the reactions, asking the other riders what they think of you as you gas them with your black-eyed-pea perfume.



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22 Nov 2021, 2:15 pm

auntblabby wrote:
eat some old chili with some moldy cheese and stale beer, wait a few hours, then step into a busy express elevator in the biggest building in the town that take the elevator the longest time to get to its floor. carry a cell phone video camera to log the reactions, asking the other riders what they think of you as you gas them with your black-eyed-pea perfume.


EEEWWWWW.....! now have a new phobia of elevators :| .....lololzzzz


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18 Nov 2023, 6:43 am

If a cops pulls you over and asks why they did so, respond "because you're bored & lonely?"


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19 Nov 2023, 11:23 am

Think of everything you just happen to read or see :evil: on the internet as " True" and take it as Gospel :study:


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19 Nov 2023, 11:35 am

Vote for whoever you reckon would be most fun to have a drink with.


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19 Nov 2023, 8:53 pm

Try catching a ceiling fan blade in your mouth, it's supposed to help harden tooth enamel.


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