Beetlejuice wrote:
^^
This is something I'd expect from SPOILED KINDERGÄRTNERS, not GROWN ASS MEN. Do any of you have the slightest hint of the word "adaption"? Oh wait, you're too busy masturbating at porn in your mother's basements.
Wait, actually... rereading your post:
What exactly are "GROWN ASS MEN"?
Are these like... locally farmed men, but they are like... a particular breed? So they are ASS breed?
So like, there are BREAST MEN, and LEG MEN and ASS MEN?
Where does one find the GROWN ASS MEN? Is that only at whole foods and farmer's markets or are these also distributed to larger chains?
I think I understand the reference to masturbating now, but not why you specify in one's mother's basement.
...usually I would think the bedroom or bathroom is most appropriate. But, I mean are GROWN ASS MEN normally grown hydroponically because they need very specific conditions? Basement might make sense then.
You have so much to teach us, great one. HOW DO I GROW THESE ASS MEN?
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