Costco: Now the official retail outlet of Satan!

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19 Jul 2015, 8:25 pm

Alexanderplatz wrote:
Stephen Fry, English Tv presenter, said the number 666 in the bible is a mis translation.

Having done some reading on the darker side myself, haven't found anything to point towards 666 being a negative number.


Of course not!

666 is a positive integer!



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19 Jul 2015, 8:40 pm

No idea what an integer is :D

I'm talking simple numerology sort of stuff.



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19 Jul 2015, 8:57 pm

Alexanderplatz wrote:
No idea what an integer is. I'm talking simple numerology sort of stuff.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Which just goes to show that numerology is based on ignorance!

Here, let me teach you something useful, kid: An integer is any number without a fractional component. Thus, "2" is an integer, while "2.5" is not. An integer can also be negative.

It surprises me that you didn't know what an integer is, seeing as how numerology relies on integer values only, and not on fractions; but then, numerology is not a science.

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19 Jul 2015, 9:00 pm

Alexanderplatz wrote:
No idea what an integer is :D

I'm talking simple numerology sort of stuff.


Just pointing out your unintended pun.

"negative number". Get it?

( MINUS 666 is a..."negative" number! :D ).



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19 Jul 2015, 11:07 pm

This thread reminded me of When the Man Comes Around. This is the best vocal version I could find, but the images are disturbing.



But, seriously, Costco is evil.



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19 Jul 2015, 11:12 pm

Kid? - I'm 58



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19 Jul 2015, 11:30 pm

from what i've read of costco, i like it. i wish there were one near me. they pay all their employees at least $30k per year with good benefits.



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20 Jul 2015, 11:39 am

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When Santanic dinosaur cakes start appearing at major retailers, the end cannot be far off!

http://www.inquisitr.com/2248055/costco ... saur-cake/


They retracted the article "A thorough review of the facts has found it does not meet the Inquisitr’s standards on multiple fronts, including accuracy and disclosure. As such, the editorial and management teams of the Inquisitr offer a full and frank retraction of the piece"

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20 Jul 2015, 11:48 am

Oh, well...it still made for a fun thread.


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20 Jul 2015, 11:58 am



Here's another.



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20 Jul 2015, 12:05 pm

Classic Stones! Mick Taylor was the best guitarist they ever had -- even if he didn't really fit the image of the band all that well.


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20 Jul 2015, 12:10 pm

Cool, eh?



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20 Jul 2015, 12:15 pm

Way cool!


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20 Jul 2015, 12:17 pm

VegetableMan wrote:
This just in:

In order to assure its customers that they are not in league with Beelzebub, Costco has announced that it will remove all food items from their stores that contain the word 'Devil," including devils food cake, deviled eggs, and deviled ham.

But they're keeping "Dirt Devil" brand cleaning equipment? :twisted:
http://www.costco.ca/Dirt-Devil-Turbo-C ... 67794.html


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