How many legs have you got?

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I've got two legs. But my dog?

I have four legs, plus two wings. I love being a dragon

Sometimes 2, sometimes 4. I'm Om Nom the candy eating Sweet Pea.

Two for obvious reasons.

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2 connected to my torso. 1 chicken leg, which I am eating

When I remember that they're there at all, I have two legs. But I'm not convinced that either of them are mine, and they keep arguing about which one gets to be left leg and which one gets to be right leg. They are competition winners though! (a knobbly knees competition at a holiday camp when I was about 12 )

How much leg have I gotten?????

This is not the "Adult" section!

Four, like all turtles

I'm definitely bipedal. There's some bigotry towards me from the other space aliens with three or four legs, but when I tell them they're behaving like Earthlings it shuts them right up.

Having been lost on Earth most of my life, I would find having three legs a bit awkward anyway. Since Earth footwear are always sold in pairs, I would always have to buy two pairs of shoes but have an extra one I can't really use. Also Earth footwear are always designed for left and right feet and the middle leg on three-legged aliens is like both. It would be most uncomfortable.

Wait...what am I...saying??

100.

I'm actually a centipede.

Unfortunately, I face the same plight, only having two legs.

Five. I am a Wolfman.

One of my legs is much shorter than the others----but it does serve very important purposes.

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