Come on, take your pot shots at me

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For this thread I am extending an invitation for anyone who has any criticism of me to lay it out. I need to practice my ability to take criticism. Don't be afraid to say whatever you want about me (unless it's nice). If you have an issue with me here is the best place to lay it out. I won't hold anything written here against you, and I won't fire back.

Your posts smell like cheese. The bad smelling cheese.

Why on earth would anyone want to criticize you? WP seems welcoming to everyone. Granted, you've been here a few weeks longer than I have so maybe you've witnessed others being criticized.

I do cringe a bit when I see the dead-looking goat in the picture you posted but I realize I'm overly sensitive when it comes to animals.

Not only are you horribly rude and post perverted things in the children's section, but your body odor is so disgusting that it travels through the abyss of the internet and filters out my speakers whenever I read one of your posts.

Nah, actually you're all right.

I'm not sure that this is the wisest type of thing to post. But whatever.

Your avatar is garbage.

No one has called me an attention whore for even posting something like this yet?

I honestly did not have any trick in mind when I posted this, I am not trolling, and I will not hold anything you say to me against you. The closest thing I have to an ulterior motive is that I want to see if WP members aren't afraid to step up with some constructive criticism if I really want it. Come on, I'm sure I've said something that has annoyed somebody.

If I called you an attention whore now, it would merely satisfy your expectations of being an attention whore.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.

You`re sickeningly nice.

Sorry but you seem a nice sort of person. I could make something up.

You suck at socializing.



























As do I, and most people here.

Hokay, you asked for it. Your avatar of the Easter Bunny is, in my opinion, unnecessarily cruel and would give nightmares to any kid who has seen it and had it explained to them.

That's the only criticism I can think of for you. But I can offer a full menu of nastiness....

Q's Restaurant of Verbal Tartarus

Appetisers:

A clip around the ear

An invitation to vacate the premises (expletives optional, but much appreciated)

Taking an order with bad grace and sarcasm


Main Courses:

A contrarian approach to an argument with whatever subject you hold dear (in the interests of service, we'll even agree with Nazism if you hate it)

A well-thought out criticism of your attire/research project/fellow diner. (with or without snideness)

Verbal diarrhoeic abuse.


Dessert:

A threat to 'pay the bill, or else we take an extremity' (Q's Restaurant of Verbal Tartarus specialty, expletive(s) optional, toecutting devices optional)

A laviscious attempt at 'picking up' your spouse/boy/girlfriend/defacto. (We have good service operatives, so please tip them if you don't want them to succeed)


After-Dinner Treat:

A friendly 'f***-off' with a smile and a stab.




You know, I actually just made that up on the fly!

It's not the bunny - it's a cute little lamb of God.

Get a life.
Anyone posting on forums begging for criticism is not getting enough abuse in real life.
You need to get out more instead of wasting your life writing shite like this.

Hey, that restaurant thing is really funny!

I made it up mostly myself.