Why God made us (explained in the form of a joke)

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21 Dec 2015, 1:09 am

One warm summer day a pastor, a doctor and an engineer wait for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumes, "What's with these guys? We've been waiting for 15 minutes!"

The pastor says, "Hey, here comes the groundskeeper. Let's have a word with him."

"Say, George, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" the doctor asks.

The groundskeeper tells them that the other golfers are a group of blind firefighters who lost their sight saving an orphanage from a fire and that they come and play for free whenever they want.

The group is silent for a moment.

The pastor says, "That's so sad. I will say a special prayer for them tonight."

The doctor says, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them."

The engineer turns to the groundskeeper, "Why don't you let these guys play at night?"



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21 Dec 2015, 3:16 am

i don't get what this has to do with creation.


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22 Dec 2015, 2:02 am

Kiprobalhato wrote:
i don't get what this has to do with creation.


I mean why God made Aspies.



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22 Dec 2015, 8:53 am

Kiprobalhato wrote:
i don't get what this has to do with creation.

Yeah, me neither. The only thing I can figure, is the OP is saying that there are alot of engineer Aspies, and the engineer was the only one who gave a smart idea, in the joke.










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22 Dec 2015, 9:22 am

Oh!

The "us" means "us aspies".

Assumed that "us" meant the whole human race, or all of creation, or like that.

Not a bad joke, but I didnt get the connection either.