Page 1 of 2 [ 31 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2  Next

Ghosthunter
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 19 Mar 2005
Gender: Male
Posts: 2,478
Location: Minneapolis, Minnesota

18 May 2005, 4:29 pm

Here is some background from the
author Mr.Ghosthunter(HFA-Vulcan).

1)... I have little knowledge of the
Next Generation, and Other spinoffs
so please forgive my Old Crew TV and
Movies #1-6 limitations.

Sincerely,
Ghosthunter


Civet wrote:
Hawk (Site Admin)
Joined: Jul 09, 2004
Posts: 886
Location: In my head
Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 6:39 pm    
Post subject:
----------------
Hm... I see my name in the first post, but I am
not on the crew list? Who am I?
_________________
"I am I." -Ayanami ReiBack to top


Oops! Technical Glitch on my part.

Updated U.A.F's Starship
WrongPlanet Role call! wrote:

The past roles given:

Captain Dunctvis
Doctor Sarcastic_Name
Science Officer Mr. Ghosthunter
Chief Security Officer Lt. Commander Pyraxis
Lt. Elfman
Ensign Scoots
Chief Engineer Blackliger(just added)


Current Role Call as of 5/18/05':

Captain Dunctvis
Commander(or #2) Civet(just updated!)
Science Officer Mr.Ghosthunter
Chief Security Officer Pyraxis
Lt. Elfman
Ensign Scoots
Chief Engineer Blackliger
Admiral Alex

And currently seeking a bustily
and large communications officer,
amongst other crewmember?


Sorry Civet and I hope this makes you
happier. :?

 
ElfMan wrote:
Deinonychus
Joined: Dec 17, 2004
Posts: 310
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 9:54 pm    
Post subject:
---------------
I hope your not the klingon on the
starboard Civet
_________________
ElfManBack to top

 
Sanityisoverrated wrote:
Snowy Owl
Joined: Jul 11, 2004
Posts: 143
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 9:57 pm    
Post subject:
---------------
Aw, I was expecting a film poster or something.
Someone really should photoshop one up
Most people have photos in the pic thread, so
it couldn't be TOO hard.

Unfortunately I myself am not that great at pic
editing, I only have MS Paint to work with.
_________________
"Master of Unlocking"Back to top


I like that idea, too bad I don't have the
software for it! :lol: Anyone with the
now-how to do this, Thanks!

Sincerely,
Ghosthunter
 
Civet wrote:
Hawk (Site Admin)
Joined: Jul 09, 2004
Posts: 886
Location: In my head
Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 10:21 pm    
Post subject:
---------------
Quote:
I hope your not the klingon on the
starboard Civet

I would rather be Data.
_________________
"I am I." -Ayanami ReiBack to top


One HFA is enough to make Dr.Sarcastic_Name
goes batty! This is why he has a sane-minded
assistant Doctor(for now I call him Ensign) Scoots
to keep him Sane!

Hmmmmm?
Fascinating Captain!
I am surprised Lt.Sophist hasn't posted here
yet: Unassigned position but Lt.Ranked!
and What do you think of your introduction
role scene????? Hmmmm? Lt.Sophist??????

updated crew roster 5/18/05' wrote:
Admiral Alex
Captain Dunctvis
Commander(or #2) Civet(just updated!)
Science Officer Mr.Ghosthunter
Chief Security Officer Pyraxis
Lt. Elfman
Lt. Sophist
Ensign Scoots
Chief Engineer Blackliger


ElfMan wrote:
Deinonychus
Joined: Dec 17, 2004
Posts: 310
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 10:36 pm    
Post subject:
---------------
I want to date 7 of 9
_________________
ElfManBack to top


I am not too familar with the Next Generation
and above, sorry!
 
monastic wrote:
Forum Moderator
Joined: Aug 14, 2004
Posts: 166
Location: Indiana
Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 11:57 pm    
Post subject:
---------------
Resume For Position with the U.A.Federation

Name:Monastic

Objective: I Enjoy exploring new worlds, meeting
new civilizations and helping to spread peace &
understanding.

Experience: Have worked as a Transporter Technician
and I am a certified Holodeck Technician. Have working
knowledge of voice interface systems and variable phase
inverters. Have worked with dilithium crystals, tritanium
and plasma conduits.

I am able to speak fluent Klingon also learning many of
the customs and preparation of foods and have worked on trades/exchanges with Ferengi, too.

Education: Graduated with slightly above average grades
from StarFleet Academy on StarDate 2369. Graduated in
the same class as Lieutenant Reg Barkley. Have worked
on various projects under the instruction of Commander
Geordi LaForge and have studied under the care of Chief
Petty Officer Miles O’Brien.

Interests: Spending time on the Holodeck (but not too much
time). I prefer Synthehol over Romulan Rum (as I have had
many a lost weekend because of this drink) and can play a
mean game of poker.

I have no intolerance for Lycra (I actually like the feel of it)
and am not persuaded to keep Tribbles onboard as I am
allergic to Tribble dander.

References: I have hand written letters of accomodations by
both Commander Geordi LaForge and Seven of Nine as to my
abilities and qualifications that can be seen upon request.
I also am able to boldly go where no man has gone before.
Looking for a position with Starfleet and hoping that you
can “make it so.”Back to top


A Introduction for Ship Embassador
Monastic.....! :)

Captain Dunctvis wrote:

Stardate 18052005:

Captain's Log, "This is Captain
Dunctvis and here is my 18052005
events to consider. We are currently
nagotiating with the Emoticon's. They
are a oddly expressive life form that has
this thing for idle bull...t, and eyecontact.

Our first encounter with them wasn't
very effective. They wanted us to do
some kind of skin to skin shake of the
fingers that gave our Ships Embassador
scratches and shivers. He is right now
in his cabin needing some emotional time.

These life forms have similar technology
as we do, but are different. Oh! Soooo!
many words we aren't able to grasp their
meaning because they don't string together.

As I write this Lt.Sophist, our temporary
communications officer is trying to translate
their language code?.

Science Officer Mr.Ghosthunter and lt. Elfman
seem to get along with these strange life forms.

What is strange is we can write but not grasp the
spoken, yet they grasp both and CHUCKLE! :D
confuse the heck out of the Emotioncons, thus
rescuing our Ships Embassor on New life Form
Relations from further confusion....Hmmmm?

Hummm! Ummmm! Hummmm!

Captain! We are getting a garbled message from
the Emotioncons and Lt.Sophist, acting communications
officer is unable to grasp all of this they say. Hmmmm?

Most Intriguing! They are arming their shields?

Commander Civet, Ready Battle Stations!
"Yes, Sir" I am on it. End of Captains log and
the intro to the Emotioncons.

Hmmmm? Fascinating!
Ghosthunter


BeeBee wrote:
Forum Moderator
Joined: Apr 01, 2005
Posts: 194
Location: Upper Midwest, USA
Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 12:31 am    
Post subject:
---------------
What a great thread!

monastic, I don't think I put that much effort into
my *real* resume.

Great job!

BeeBeeBack to top

 
Scoots5012 wrote:
Forum Moderator
Joined: Jul 02, 2004
Posts: 948
Location: East Central Wisconsin
Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 4:28 am    
Post subject:
---------------
I went along and took some photos

http://images.jsc.nasa.gov/luceneweb/
fullimage.jsp?photoId=S82-41141
http://images.jsc.nasa.gov/luceneweb/
fullimage.jsp?photoId=S82-39533
http://images.jsc.nasa.gov/luceneweb/
fullimage.jsp?photoId=S82-39672
http://images.jsc.nasa.gov/luceneweb/
fullimage.jsp?photoId=STS005-07-267
http://images.jsc.nasa.gov/luceneweb/
fullimage.jsp?photoId=STS005-06-210
http://images.jsc.nasa.gov/luceneweb/
fullimage.jsp?photoId=STS005-04-134
_________________
I live my life to prove wrong those who said I
couldn't make it in life...Back to top


During our exploring the region of florida we caught
these signs of the emotioncons past technology
through wormholing and sending Ensign
Scoots(who bravely risked being stuck in a
negative century) to capture the early beginnings
of these Emotioncons at the request of Mr.Ghosthunter.

Hmmmm? Fascinating Captain!
Similar Parallell's!
[/quote]

Ghosthunter
 



BeeBee
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 31 Mar 2005
Gender: Female
Posts: 2,257
Location: Upper Midwest, USA

18 May 2005, 4:51 pm

Have you watched any of the orginal cast Star Trek movies? My younger son and I am working our way through them, watching one a week. We hope to watch IV tomarrow or Sunday.

BeeBee



Ghosthunter
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 19 Mar 2005
Gender: Male
Posts: 2,478
Location: Minneapolis, Minnesota

18 May 2005, 5:10 pm

yes, and my favoite is II, IV, VI.
I liked the movie interplay of
neurological cultural and language,
and society differences presented
in IV. II was just terrific and vengeful,
and VI was insightful about StarFleet.'

Ghosthunter



Ghosthunter
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 19 Mar 2005
Gender: Male
Posts: 2,478
Location: Minneapolis, Minnesota

18 May 2005, 5:50 pm

Older post wrote:
Ghosthunter
Phoenix
Joined: Mar 20, 2005
Posts: 758
Location: San Francisco
Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 11:58 am    Post subject: Hmmmm?
------------------------------------------------------------------------
WrongPlanet Date 05152005,

Science officer's log. Acting Captain
of the Starship WrongPlanet reporting,
"We are orbiting the satelite moons of the
bay bridge. Scanners seeking Non-NT life
and it's habitual behaviors". Hm-Um-Hm!

Mr.Ghosthunter, Admiral Alex on hailing
frequency. Thankyou Mrs.(no person chosen)
Communication Officer! Put him on screen!

Mr. Ghosthunter? Where is Captain Dunctvis?
Admiral he is currently in the holodeck looking
up antidotes for "Wet Dreams", so he will be
not present at the moment. Admiral Alex,
I can relay the message.

Ok! Mr.Ghosthunter, We are now "Ranking
members of wrongplanet rosters" and are
enacting "User Ignore" features, if you look
at your consol!

Hmmm? Fascinating Admiral! What are these
new rankings systems base on? and How am
I suppose to use this "Ignore Button"?

And back to the commercial break.......

Seriously Alex how does this ranking system
work and the ignore button?

Hmmm? Fascinating Admiral?



pyraxis
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 25 Mar 2005
Gender: Female
Posts: 1,527

18 May 2005, 6:01 pm

Ghosthunter wrote:
Captain! We are getting a garbled message from
the Emotioncons and Lt.Sophist, acting communications
officer is unable to grasp all of this they say. Hmmmm?

Most Intriguing! They are arming their shields?


No time to engage the translation software then. Fire up our own shields! Captain, are we going in closer to investigate, or shall I ready the weapons? These creatures could be dangerous...

Chief Security Officer Pyraxis out.



Ghosthunter
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 19 Mar 2005
Gender: Male
Posts: 2,478
Location: Minneapolis, Minnesota

18 May 2005, 6:43 pm

This is where Dunctvis should POST
HIS input! I am glad someone got
the jist of my setup!-Hm Hm Hm(hint) :wink:

Hmmm? Intriguing Captain!
They seem hesitant to fire?

I think we should send a hailing
frequency? Captain! what is your
Decision?



monastic
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 13 Aug 2004
Gender: Female
Posts: 724
Location: Indiana

18 May 2005, 7:55 pm

Captain, if I may be so bold to offer up a suggestion? (clearing her throat) I am Ship Embassador Monastic, Sir. Perhaps we could use a series of LOL's fashioned in loop formation as a welcoming Hail? Of course, it could be taken as hostility by the Emoticons especially if they believe we are laughing at them...(beginning to feel unsure of this particular idea) I'm sorry sir, I believe I've overstepped my boundries, forgive my brashness. (looking down at the main deck's floor wishing to find something to crawl under)



BlackLiger
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,525
Location: My Posh Leather Chair. England.

18 May 2005, 8:10 pm

Captain, I dinne think the shields can bare any more strain. Please, try to calm the emoticions down before we run out of power and have to retreat to the 'safe zone'.


_________________
"Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket?"


Ghosthunter
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 19 Mar 2005
Gender: Male
Posts: 2,478
Location: Minneapolis, Minnesota

18 May 2005, 8:53 pm

A long time ago their was a post about the
site being negative and no fun. Well I have
been analyzing the game idea and came up
with using the AS/HFA and NT topics in a
constructive fashion. Right now Dunctvis
should be giving his order. Since he is not
here, perhaps later he will play his part.

Sincerely,
Ghosthunter

pyraxis wrote:
No time to engage the translation software then.
Fire up our own shields! Captain, are we going in
closer to investigate, or shall I ready the weapons?
These creatures could be dangerous...

Chief Security Officer Pyraxis out.



Ghosthunter wrote:
Hmmm? Intriguing Captain!
They seem hesitant to fire?

I think we should send a hailing
frequency? Captain! what is your
Decision?


monastic wrote:
Captain, if I may be so bold to offer up a
suggestion? (clearing her throat) I am Ship
Embassador Monastic, Sir. Perhaps we could
use a series of LOL's fashioned in loop formation
as a welcoming Hail? Of course, it could be
taken as hostility by the Emoticons especially
if they believe we are laughing at them...(beginning
to feel unsure of this particular idea) I'm sorry sir,
I believe I've overstepped my boundries, forgive
my brashness. (looking down at the main deck's
floor wishing to find something to crawl under)


Blackliger wrote:
Captain, I dinne think the shields can bare any more
strain. Please, try to calm the emoticions down before
we run out of power and have to retreat to the 'safe zone'.



And now back to the regularly scheduled progamming!


Ghosthunter wrote:
hummmm! the large viewing monitor turns on
and a oddly dressed creature(a emotioncon) looks
at the crew on the main deck. His eyes curious, and
starts to speak.....So/-/-/what is/-/-/ yesterday?
as his eye's widened with annoyance.

Captain? Did you understand him? Dammit Mr.Ghosthunter
he is AS, your the HFA-vulcan! "Ah! Yes", but colorful
metaphors are not neccesary. Grrr! goes Dr.Sarcastic_Name
as he and Scoots talk in private at a corner on the bridge.

Captain! If I may! I think I know what the problem is!
Permitted Mr.Ghosthunter!


Hmmmm?
So..What... is your...problem? he tell the irrate 'person
on the screen. Hmmm?

The Emotioncon person softens his look and looks
into Mr.Ghosthunter's eye's(causing him want to look
away, but that wouldn't be appropriate), and say's
your Ambassador is a idiot!

Hmmm? I see! So what did he do to cause such a
irate behavior?????

He...He..called me a git! and couldn't look me in the
eye's while saying it.

Hmmm? Fascinationing? "Like this :) :) " say's
Mr.Ghosthunter, "YOU ARE A GIT :) :) !

UMMMMMM? Mr.Ghosthunter(said in a whisper)
you just further insulted the enemy! Yes, Captain,
I believe he wants to see some courage!

Exactly as I thought, I would suggest to lower your
shields and if the captain permits, let's have a
Diplomatic dinner on our ship.
Do you agree???????? :D :) If the captain does?

Hmmm? let us think about it!

Captain! They are lowering their shields, and should we
do the same?



Cato
Snowy Owl
Snowy Owl

User avatar

Joined: 8 Feb 2005
Gender: Male
Posts: 129
Location: Pennsylvania, USA

18 May 2005, 11:29 pm

Captain, allow me to introduce myself. I am Thomas Cholmondeley of the Acme Starship Engineering and Bubble Gum Corporation. I am here to finally explain why the weapons and transport systems on the Enterprise never work when you really need them to. The reason is...

*gets phasered by Romulan spy and dies*


_________________
Cato
-Ignorantia delenda est.


ElfMan
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 16 Dec 2004
Age: 54
Gender: Male
Posts: 557
Location: Australia

19 May 2005, 3:24 am

Lt ElfMan reporting from duty, Starship Commander SIR.


Research teams have been investigating the survival techniques employed by subjects native to the Planet Wet'O'Dreams.
Feild work is coming along unhampered.

Ability to make contact back to Starship has suffered some interferance, though team members are working through solutions to clear transmission. Main cause of interferance has found to be Yada which we have addressed in this Feild Research Report.

Quote:
YADA
We have found the core of these being's survival is a constant diet of Yada. Yada external appearance is the recieving and producing of vocal sounds. There is a third 'hidden agenda' to Yada that has so far averted our detectors. Some research members thoerise many other layers to said 'hidden agenda', but proof remains alusive.

However, excactly reproducing Yada directly back to test subjects, causes loud frenzied reactions.
Yada becomes more intense in subjects after periods of resricted Yada. When subjects have done enough speaking Yada themselves, they need machines to produce Yada to them.

The majority of Yada will be pointless drivel. Prolonged silence of anything from 10 minutes onwards can have devistating effects on these beings. As a result it is important to them that they rarely shut up.


End Transmission


_________________
ElfMan
_________________________________________

Elfman's daily 'poor me' message, brought to you by "It's All About Me" free to air frequency.
Thankyou for you subscription!


Sanityisoverrated
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 10 Jul 2004
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,382

19 May 2005, 3:56 am

mention Yoda somebody
did mmmmmm ?

The force your ally is, beware the darkside you must!



BlackLiger
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,525
Location: My Posh Leather Chair. England.

19 May 2005, 5:36 am

Captin, the sheilds have fused. I canne lower them automaticly, it will require manual controls.


_________________
"Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket?"


ElfMan
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 16 Dec 2004
Age: 54
Gender: Male
Posts: 557
Location: Australia

19 May 2005, 5:41 am

BlackLiger wrote:
Captin, the sheilds have fused. I canne lower them automaticly, it will require manual controls.


Grease the Rods!


_________________
ElfMan
_________________________________________

Elfman's daily 'poor me' message, brought to you by "It's All About Me" free to air frequency.
Thankyou for you subscription!


duncvis
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 10 Sep 2004
Age: 50
Gender: Male
Posts: 2,642
Location: The valleys of green and grey

19 May 2005, 7:00 am

Captain was asleep... as the shield cannot be lowered against the emoticons, we must pacify them with a wave of waggy fingers... :shameonyou: :shameonyou: :shameonyou: :shameonyou: :shameonyou: :shameonyou: :shameonyou: :shameonyou: :shameonyou: :shameonyou: :shameonyou: :shameonyou: :shameonyou: :shameonyou: :shameonyou: :shameonyou:


_________________
I'm usually smarter than this.

www.last.fm/user/nursethescreams <<my last.fm thingy

FOR THE HORDE!


pyraxis
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 25 Mar 2005
Gender: Female
Posts: 1,527

19 May 2005, 11:11 am

BlackLiger wrote:
Captin, the sheilds have fused. I canne lower them automaticly, it will require manual controls.


I'm on it! Redirecting power from the battery reserves. Someone hand me a screwdriver, we need to get into the inner workings of this beast before we can find the malfunction. (Prying up the cover of the weapons control panel, hands flying over the controls, flipping switches and re-routing wires.)

Liger, d***it, we need your help over here. The shields are draining our power and I don't know where to cut the connection. I know guns, not electronics.