19 May 2005, 11:18 am
19 May 2005, 11:20 am
19 May 2005, 11:22 am
pyraxis wrote:
Aw, but where's the fun in that? I don't even like beaches!
(I really meant "brothel", but this isn't the mature thread so I PG'ed it up a little.... Shhhh!! ! don't tell anyone
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19 May 2005, 11:28 am
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19 May 2005, 11:45 am
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19 May 2005, 2:56 pm
[the story continues...]
Pyraxis wrote:
pyraxis
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Joined: Mar 26, 2005
Posts: 146
Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 2:11 am
Post subject:
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BlackLiger wrote:
Captin, the sheilds have fused. I canne lower
them automaticly, it will require manual controls.
I'm on it! Redirecting power from the battery reserves.
Someone hand me a screwdriver, we need to get into
the inner workings of this beast before we can find the
malfunction. (Prying up the cover of the weapons control
panel, hands flying over the controls, flipping switches
and re-routing wires.)
Liger, d***it, we need your help over here. The shields
are draining our power and I don't know where to cut the
connection. I know guns, not electronics.
Snowy Owl
Joined: Mar 26, 2005
Posts: 146
Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 2:11 am
Post subject:
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BlackLiger wrote:
Captin, the sheilds have fused. I canne lower
them automaticly, it will require manual controls.
I'm on it! Redirecting power from the battery reserves.
Someone hand me a screwdriver, we need to get into
the inner workings of this beast before we can find the
malfunction. (Prying up the cover of the weapons control
panel, hands flying over the controls, flipping switches
and re-routing wires.)
Liger, d***it, we need your help over here. The shields
are draining our power and I don't know where to cut the
connection. I know guns, not electronics.
blackliger wrote:
BlackLiger
Tucan
Joined: Apr 22, 2005
Posts: 297
Location: Right behind you with an M112 Assault Rifle
Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 2:45 am Post subject:
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Ok, here I come. Energising.
*Sounds of transporter*
Ach nooo. My legs, my legs are backwards. Why didn't someone tell my my ass was this big!? Beaming back.
*Sounds of transporter*
Ach noo, I'll walk.
*Comes striding in from transporter room next door.*
Ach, heres the wee problem. That isn't the weapons console, thats the coffee machine, Mr Coffee. This here is the weapons console, Mr Exploding.
*removes cover*
Ach, I think we need to cut the red wire.
*Cuts the red wire and the lights go off.*
Ooops. Prehaps the wee bitty blue one.
*Cuts the blue wire. The computer remarks "Firing torpedo in 5 seconds."*
Ach noo. Lets try this wee green one here.
*Cuts the green wire, and the shields drop.*
Ach aye. 3 attempts, a new ship record.
Tucan
Joined: Apr 22, 2005
Posts: 297
Location: Right behind you with an M112 Assault Rifle
Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 2:45 am Post subject:
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Ok, here I come. Energising.
*Sounds of transporter*
Ach nooo. My legs, my legs are backwards. Why didn't someone tell my my ass was this big!? Beaming back.
*Sounds of transporter*
Ach noo, I'll walk.
*Comes striding in from transporter room next door.*
Ach, heres the wee problem. That isn't the weapons console, thats the coffee machine, Mr Coffee. This here is the weapons console, Mr Exploding.
*removes cover*
Ach, I think we need to cut the red wire.
*Cuts the red wire and the lights go off.*
Ooops. Prehaps the wee bitty blue one.
*Cuts the blue wire. The computer remarks "Firing torpedo in 5 seconds."*
Ach noo. Lets try this wee green one here.
*Cuts the green wire, and the shields drop.*
Ach aye. 3 attempts, a new ship record.
The Torpedo misses the other ship barley and they fire back.
The Starship WrongPlanet wobbles a bit and the other ship
fires again.
The story continued! wrote:
Hmmm! Ummm! Hmmmm!
Captain! A message from the Captain of the
Emotioncon vessel, say Lt.Sophist!
(the irriated captain garbles,.......You/./>?/!/!and
fuzz, blink and the screen goes blank.)
Hmmm! Captain! I suggest that we send a reply!
He was saying "you can go to Hell? and ......".
I will speak to him, I think I can talk to him!
Hummm! Ummm! Hummm!
The Emoticon reappears on the screen and now there
is a sexy blonde one with BIG breasts! and the oddly
dressed captain! She is wearing a REALLY SKIMPYYYYYY
outfit. Mr.Ghosthunter notices the crew go Oh! Gah! Huh
?????? Like caught in a spell of some sort.
Mr.Ghost kicks the Gahhh'ing captain in his foot and
say's I will speak to them and shake the crew out
of this spell.
"Captain of the Emotioncon Ship! This is Science Officer
Mr.Ghosthunter! With eye contact
we had a
technical difficulty and will extend our appologizes!
Further firing on us will constitute combat
And I think that is highly unadviseable! let us dine
after we do ship repairs and talk this out!! !! !! !!
"
And with forced eyecontact and a stern strong voice
he turns off the monitor after saying, "Waiting for your
reply"
Captain! A message from the Captain of the
Emotioncon vessel, say Lt.Sophist!
(the irriated captain garbles,.......You/./>?/!/!and
fuzz, blink and the screen goes blank.)
Hmmm! Captain! I suggest that we send a reply!
He was saying "you can go to Hell? and ......".
I will speak to him, I think I can talk to him!
Hummm! Ummm! Hummm!
The Emoticon reappears on the screen and now there
is a sexy blonde one with BIG breasts! and the oddly
dressed captain! She is wearing a REALLY SKIMPYYYYYY
outfit. Mr.Ghosthunter notices the crew go Oh! Gah! Huh
?????? Like caught in a spell of some sort.
Mr.Ghost kicks the Gahhh'ing captain in his foot and
say's I will speak to them and shake the crew out
of this spell.
"Captain of the Emotioncon Ship! This is Science Officer
Mr.Ghosthunter! With eye contact
we had a technical difficulty and will extend our appologizes!
Further firing on us will constitute combat
And I think that is highly unadviseable! let us dine
after we do ship repairs and talk this out!! !! !! !!
"And with forced eyecontact and a stern strong voice
he turns off the monitor after saying, "Waiting for your
reply"
19 May 2005, 3:24 pm
This is Mr.Ghosthunters personal log.
Stardate 19052005, Mr.Ghosthunter Wrote wrote:
We are doing ship repairs and the shields and
all equipment seems ok! The emotion cons
did reappear on our monitor again!
Here is the dialogue:
Bustily Breasted, Skimplyyyy dressed female
is cuddling and cooing the emotioncons ship
captain.
"Oh! my big strong bwoody-woddy captain, I like
them. The captain is cute! Soooooo! Coulllld you
have a dine over and Ohhhh! Oops turned on
the monitor on accident
and they do a strange lip to lip locking position
as the crew ewwed and aweed on the Starship
WrongPlanet"
End of log!
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