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10 Aug 2022, 1:39 am

Why does anyone need flying lessons when they can just put the plane on autopilot?

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28 Aug 2022, 6:48 am

Wouldn't it be funny is I got hit in the head with something and I preferred music to TV again and The Kinks magically reappeared under my name. No? Perhaps they will anyways in a couple of years.

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28 Aug 2022, 3:04 pm

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28 Aug 2022, 9:51 pm

I made my username when I was young and stupid. I had no idea that I'd go over to the German side which suits me better. I guess that everybody changes.

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29 Aug 2022, 7:16 am

Who watches the wokman?

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29 Aug 2022, 8:07 am

The food didn't look good, but it tasted pretty bad.

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29 Aug 2022, 2:03 pm

I just don't understand you, Newkirk. You're not the only prisoner to complain about the food.

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15 Sep 2022, 11:01 am

What country was the Queen of England from?

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15 Sep 2022, 2:03 pm

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a bowling ball?

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15 Sep 2022, 2:19 pm

lostonearth35 wrote:

What country was the Queen of England from?

Not sure...China?

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15 Sep 2022, 2:22 pm

Newkirk was played by Richard Dawson, the kissing Family Feud guy.

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16 Sep 2022, 9:54 pm

What time will the 6 o'clock news be on?

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16 Sep 2022, 9:58 pm

To a friend: I Ain't Gonna Cry Over You

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17 Sep 2022, 9:17 am

Why do I trip through England when I drink coffee?

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18 Sep 2022, 11:22 am

What are thought knocks?

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18 Sep 2022, 9:53 pm

Why do you want to leave?

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