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07 May 2018, 11:47 am

lostonearth35 wrote:

If I hit myself, and it hurts, does that mean I'm weak or that I'm strong?

And what if you gave yourself a knockout punch?

Would that make you a world class champ? A world class wuss?

Dang...that's a real conundrum!

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07 May 2018, 2:48 pm

^ I think it would most likely make me a world-class idiot.

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08 May 2018, 5:13 pm

I wonder if my grandparents got killed during WW2...

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29 Jun 2018, 11:50 am

Instead of paying to install a security camera system in stores, why don't they just put a sign up saying "Do Not Steal"?

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29 Jun 2018, 12:21 pm

Why is there a Flat Earth Society but no Flat Mars Society? Or even a Flat Moon Society?

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29 Jun 2018, 5:29 pm

^^^^ QFT

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30 Jun 2018, 2:09 pm

Joe90 wrote:

I wonder if my grandparents got killed during WW2...

Hate to break it to you,but….

All four of your grandparents died young. Before they had any children! :cry:

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01 Jul 2018, 10:11 am

^ I've got more bad news for you Joe , if you have ever met anyone claiming to be your grandparents or parents - they were imposters :twisted:

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01 Jul 2018, 4:32 pm

Whoever said "There is no such thing as a stupid question," never gave a speech in front of 5000 people then asked if there were any questions.

Here's mine:

How do you define a stupid question?

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01 Jul 2018, 6:10 pm

what does stupid mean? :scratch:

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12 Jul 2018, 12:53 pm

Why do people say "Duh!" when I ask them a question where the answer is so obvious even individuals of low intelligence would know it?

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12 Jul 2018, 3:06 pm

why is dookie brown?

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10 Aug 2018, 10:32 pm

I am my own granddad, maternal and paternal. Yes, I am the father of my mother and father, due to cloning in the 1950s

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10 Aug 2018, 11:27 pm

why does bile go in the pile? :scratch:

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11 Aug 2018, 10:24 pm

I hate this planet, can I kill myself? Pleeeease?

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11 Aug 2018, 10:27 pm

where do I get off?

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