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27 May 2005, 9:35 am

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according to the secret script of espisode 3.5 jar jar will die a horrific death at the hands of trekkies from a intermovie wormhole.

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Mr. Ghosthunter out!
Splat! a long eared and long nose
just splated in front of our main viewer?
Jarba-Jarba-Splatttttttttttttt! was his
message.

That's the Spirit! Too bad Lucas didn't think of this scenario for Episode III....It could have made alot of Star Wars fans so very happy with virtually no disturbance in The Force whatsoever.

"No Sa! Me Sa! AGHHHHAAAAAAA! SPLATTTTTT!! !" (Leaving quite a sizable dent)

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27 May 2005, 3:13 pm

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"No Sa! Me Sa! AGHHHHAAAAAAA! SPLATTTTTT!! !" (Leaving quite a sizable dent)

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27 May 2005, 8:40 pm

Lt ElfMan requesting a personal escort by the penguins to the sick bay. Over exposure to these bizzare alien creatures has taken it's toll.

*graon...*moan...*cough

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28 May 2005, 12:03 am

Hmmmm? Sniff! Sniff! what's that
smell? (Mr.Ghosthunter covers his nose!).

Permission granted! Boy they smell bad!
(then you hear a SMACK!) as he smacks
himself out of this penguin delusion.

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28 May 2005, 6:26 am

Ach noo. Get out of here. The medical bay is upstairs, ye noo. This is the engine room!

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29 May 2005, 7:09 pm

Science Officer Mr.Ghosthunters log:

Mr.Ghosthunter wrote:

It is strange how these emotioncon's have
caused strange reactions to the crew of the
Starship WrongPlanet.

Mr.Ghosthunter wrote:

Right now our crew is seeing penguins.
Hmmmm? Fascinating. I will take Lt.Elfman
and myself and a small party to the planet
WetO'Dream to grasp this Penguinitis.

Mr.Ghosthunter & Penguin Lust wrote:

In preparing this journey I did some research
on these emotioncons icons for their society.
What I have come across is this "Opus Penguin"
in some illustrative design they publish in
papers that they devour and read with this
emotion called gossip of a "Brittany Spears",
ect.....! This Opus Penguin diety seems to
come from a strip called "Bloom County".
Counties seem to be breakdown regions
of the planet to distinguish one area
to another? Hmmmmm? Fascinating?

I have a good constitution, so I have limited
so called emotioncon-"PENGUIN LUST". The
crew on the other hand are into penguins.

Mr.Ghosthhunter & Harry Potter wrote:

I have managed to locate some reading
material to give Chief Engineer Blackliger
some consolence for the spider on the
Telescope incident. Someone named
J.K. Rowlings wrote a series of well
devoured and zombizing books that
would infect the brain called "Harry Potter".
for some 20 years "Penguin Lust" was
replaced by this need to whack each
other silly with flying-electronic balls
call "Snitches" and cause a delusion
to jump off buildings with only a broom
stick and many have died until this
fad was again replaced by "Penguin
Lust".

In these "Harry Potter" books #2 and
#5 refer to spiders and coping with
them. "Aragon" I believe was the
name.

Mr.Ghosthunter & Penguin Lust wrote:

The captain is a example of how
"Penguin Lust" is like a cold.
You sneeze, then dream of penguins,
then imagine penguins(Blackliger
does have a avoidance to penguins,
and I find that curious). Chief
Engineer Blackliger has been given
his spider coping skills idea, and is
complaining that "Penguin Lusters"
are confusing the engine room
for sickbay. Maybe it's the flashing
"stimming" lights that further "Penguin
Lust".

What I also find is "Penguin Lust"
rides itself out and that person has
a more difficult time catching it.

The emoticon's captain is entertaining
us with Bustily female emoticon's
dressed with penguin heads? Most
fascinating even these emoticon's
have a OCD, or "Obsession Cumpulsive
Behaviour", and our crew tends to
have it as a cold.

Mr.Ghosthunter & Cure for P.Lust? wrote:

I will ask Lt.Sophis, Lt.Elfman,
and Myself with Doctor Sarcastic_
Name(immune to "Penguin Lust")
and Scoots to go down to the planet
with me since they have rode out
this delusional stimming on penguins.

Hmmmmm?
Mr.Ghosthunter out.

......Captain what are your opinions
to my suggestions?

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01 Jun 2005, 5:49 pm

Hey Ghosthunter, i wouldn't recommend slurring Harry Potter, unless you want to join those you seek (Said while sneaking up behind you while charging up very large Avada Kedavra spell... :twisted: )

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02 Jun 2005, 6:35 pm

Archmage wrote:

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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 8:49 am
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Hey Ghosthunter, i wouldn't recommend slurring
Harry Potter, unless you want to join those you
seek (Said while sneaking up behind you while
charging up very large Avada Kedavra spell... )

I do appologize if my, what I thought was
a humorous take on, Harry Potter was
mis-read by you. I too am a big fan,
I have dissected the books and LOVE THE
SERIES, but in my Star Trek paradies, I
like to take a lighter swipe for fun, NOT
MEAN, purposes. So I applogize for my
fun swipe, as nothing is sacred in a parady.

Sincerely,
Ghosthunter

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05 Jun 2005, 11:45 pm

As a doctor I must report that the crew is infected with "Normality". They're mutating. AHHH!! !! ! EYE CONTACT!! !! RUN FOR YOUR LIFES!! !

Just to be sure, is this really funny, cause I didn't exactly "read" everything.

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06 Jun 2005, 12:36 am

Sarcastic_Name wrote:

You have got no idea of how much I bloomin' laughed. So much my stomache still hurts!

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08 Jun 2005, 5:07 pm

Hey Ghosthunter, just like to say that you misinterpreted my post... I was joking! (Don't you just love reversals?)

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08 Jun 2005, 5:23 pm

Archmage wrote:

Deinonychus
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 8:07 am
Post subject:
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Hey Ghosthunter, just like to say that you
misinterpreted my post... I was joking!
(Don't you just love reversals?)
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I hope you found it funny. I was thinking
I was be sadistically clever. I am not
always good at conveying evilness to
fun topics. Just wanted to know if it
sucked(my H.P take) or didn't?

Sincerely,
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09 Jun 2005, 6:05 am

Ach nooo! This IS NOT THE MEDICAL BAY, DOES ANY OF YE HEAR ME!! !!

Engineering to Medical Bay, anyone whos there, please, come n rescue me from these crazed loones....

Out of story

I am Immune to the penguin disease having met someone with the super extreeme case before. Ben. His quote was "THE PENGUINS OF MORDOR MARCH IN MY VEINS!"

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