Are You OK With Your Hunny's Bodily Functions?

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04 Jul 2016, 5:08 am

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I'm perfectly fine with my girlfriend's ones as long as they don't smell too bad. I fart a lot & burp a bit myself because of gastrointestinal issues. My farts usually don't smell thou. My girlfriend's OK with mine for the most part.

Are you saying that your sh*t doesn't stink?

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04 Jul 2016, 6:56 pm

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nick007 wrote:

Are you saying that your sh*t doesn't stink?

My farts usually don't & my sh!t doesn't stink too much usually. My girlfriend's smell worse than mine usually.

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04 Jul 2016, 7:00 pm

Depends where it is. At home, sure.
In public, no!

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06 Jul 2016, 3:32 pm

I don't care about farts or other bodily functions....I certainly don't expect my boyfriend to try to suppress them and he certainly hasn't been offended when mine happen. I mean if I understand correctly it's bad for ones health to hold in such things. If you're very gassy might be good to go to the bathroom to let it pass....but i hardly expect anyone to get up and run to a restroom every time they need to fart.

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07 Jul 2016, 3:23 pm

It's best to believe they do not have bodily functions. And if you hear or detect something, blame the plumbing or dog or the little people.

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07 Jul 2016, 4:29 pm

nurseangela wrote:

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With a girlfriend who I've actually been dating for at least a few weeks, in the privacy of a residential home, be it mine or hers, rather than on a date which typically takes place outside of the home, especially not a first date with someone I barely know/not dating yet, I'd be fine with it, heck, I'd like it.

I...tend to not do any of those actions around others. Ever. Most likely wouldn't even around her, even if she's fine with it.

Why would you "like it" if your Hunny did it, but you would never do it?

Maybe because he's glad to know that she's super comfortable around him that she flows her gas freely out of the well? Very understandable. The next person will give you other maybes.

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07 Jul 2016, 8:07 pm

Bodily function stuff doesn't bother me, except pooping. And by that I mean I don't want to be breathing the same air that their poop is in, so I'd never like hang out in the bathroom while they were pooping or vice versa. Peeing, I don't care, same with farting an burping. Farting is only gross when it smells bad lol. I'm not one of those "keep the delicate mystery alive" sorts. I would die if I had to pretend I didn't have normal bodily functions with my s/o, what an inconvenience.

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07 Jul 2016, 9:19 pm

Farting is funny, and I'd find it rather attractive if a girl does it in front of me. I'm not bothered too much by the smell, either.

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08 Jul 2016, 1:50 am

i fart a lot and so does my boyfriend. although his farts are like foghorns and mine more more cute tbh.
idc about farting. if its stinky i can move away/put on the fan/open the window/whatever.

the first few months of dating i never heard him fart. then he suddenly started farting like ALL THE TIME and i was like "are your intestines ok??"
but yeah he was just holding them in and then letting them out in other rooms and stuff hahaha.

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08 Jul 2016, 3:27 pm

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Farting is funny, and I'd find it rather attractive if a girl does it in front of me. I'm not bothered too much by the smell, either.

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13 Jul 2016, 12:12 pm

In over 5 years (3 years living together), my AS boyfriend has tried to conceal any evidence that he goes #2. He even adamantly claims that he does not poop EVER, which is absurd and impossible. I think it is funny but, because I know he has issues with it, I leave the bedroom in the mornings to give him privacy to do what he's "not doing". Even when we are on vacation I will make up a reason to leave the room in the mornings for his benefit. I don't think he even knows that I am doing this for him.

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13 Jul 2016, 12:39 pm

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hahaha! That's totally adorable on both of you. I can honestly say, I've never seen that before.

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13 May 2018, 8:29 pm

seaweed wrote:

i fart a lot and so does my boyfriend. although his farts are like foghorns and mine more more cute tbh.
idc about farting. if its stinky i can move away/put on the fan/open the window/whatever.

One time my boyfriend farted and I asked him if he killed Donald Duck because that's what it sounded like xD We tend to make jokes about that kinda thing all the time (; One time I farted and he said it sounded like it made a brown flower on my underwear XD I guess you can say we both fart alot and make jokes of it and we also do burp a lot too (; I usually am on a roll after I eat a meal but luckily for him he does "out burp" me I guess you can say xD When I do it(burps), it tends to be obnoxious after a while but when he does it, its cute x)

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13 May 2018, 10:09 pm

^^Reminds me of when Rodney Dangerfield asked "Did someone step on a duck?" in Caddyshack.

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14 May 2018, 7:19 am

green0star wrote:

seaweed wrote:

i fart a lot and so does my boyfriend. although his farts are like foghorns and mine more more cute tbh.
idc about farting. if its stinky i can move away/put on the fan/open the window/whatever.

Necro-farts also kill.

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15 May 2018, 4:09 am

saxgeek wrote:

Farting is funny, and I'd find it rather attractive if a girl does it in front of me. I'm not bothered too much by the smell, either.

That must be why your name is Saxgeek. :lol:

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