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Flo is a UN weapons inspector.

Halloween, Snowy, and Thai are all members of ther CIA.

My cat exists.

Prince is a skinny boy.
Paul is big.
Peter is loud and outgoing.
Puffy does not like to sniff shoes.
Samantha was only a little bit interested in music.

Flo plays golf with Lenin and Trotsky every Friday.

My cats have met me before.

Schmoo loves other cats.

Mog always eats what she's given and never begs for a different dish of food when there's already 2 dishes in front of her.
Garfield isn't blindly devoted to me.

Psycho does not eat gerbils and he is my cat not an old neighbor's.

Schmoo hates having her belly rubbed. Schmoo is not fat.

Flo is not fat either.

My cats DON'T LIKE TO SCRATCH MY COUCHES UP.
And they NEVER throw up and I NEVER have to CLEAN IT UP. eeewwwww
And magicly, they never PEE or POOP. It's truly a miracle that I never have to clean the box or even OWN one for that matter.

Oh- and they're all three independantly wealthy from their own private business ventures and will be taking care of ME from now on.

The Cat from France liked to sing and dance
The Cat from Spain flew the aeroplane
The Cat from Greece joined the police

BUT

my cat does not like to hide in boxes.

Yarrgerroutofityerbstard is welcome to dig up the garden at any time.

Flo never snores.