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15 Dec 2022, 1:30 pm

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Nearly everything I do will apparently shorten my lifespan, according to different random facts I have read, and I don't drink alcohol or smoke.

Apparently marrying an older man is supposed to shorten your lifespan. :?
And being a night owl. :|

I'm doomed then. :shrug:


Have you married an older man?


Well I will do next year.


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15 Dec 2022, 8:17 pm

Joe90 wrote:
blitzkrieg wrote:
Joe90 wrote:
Nearly everything I do will apparently shorten my lifespan, according to different random facts I have read, and I don't drink alcohol or smoke.

Apparently marrying an older man is supposed to shorten your lifespan. :?
And being a night owl. :|

I'm doomed then. :shrug:


Have you married an older man?


Well I will do next year.


Sounds great!



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15 Dec 2022, 8:26 pm

blitzkrieg wrote:
Joe90 wrote:
blitzkrieg wrote:
Joe90 wrote:
Nearly everything I do will apparently shorten my lifespan, according to different random facts I have read, and I don't drink alcohol or smoke.

Apparently marrying an older man is supposed to shorten your lifespan. :?
And being a night owl. :|

I'm doomed then. :shrug:


Have you married an older man?


Well I will do next year.


Sounds great!


That I'm gonna die early?? :lol: Just joking, I knew what you meant. Thank you. :heart:


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15 Dec 2022, 8:30 pm

Joe90 wrote:
blitzkrieg wrote:
Joe90 wrote:
blitzkrieg wrote:
Joe90 wrote:
Nearly everything I do will apparently shorten my lifespan, according to different random facts I have read, and I don't drink alcohol or smoke.

Apparently marrying an older man is supposed to shorten your lifespan. :?
And being a night owl. :|

I'm doomed then. :shrug:


Have you married an older man?


Well I will do next year.


Sounds great!


That I'm gonna die early?? :lol: Just joking, I knew what you meant. Thank you. :heart:


:D



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15 Dec 2022, 8:47 pm

if i go to heaven early, i won't argue about it.



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15 Dec 2022, 9:27 pm

You, can eat right, have lots of friends, receive excellent medical care, and still get hit by a bus. Why focus on things you have no real control over? Spending your time and energy worrying about when you might or might not die is rather pointless.



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15 Dec 2022, 10:23 pm

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You, can eat right, have lots of friends, receive excellent medical care, and still get hit by a bus. Why focus on things you have no real control over? Spending your time and energy worrying about when you might or might not die is rather pointless.


I guess you're right. It's not worth spending your life worrying about when and how you're going to die, unless you've been diagnosed with a terminal illness of course.


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15 Dec 2022, 10:37 pm

My right-handed brother used to tease me by telling me I was going to die at a younger age because I'm left-handed.

But what's the point to living into your 80s and 90s if your body and mind are so frail that you have to take 180 pills a day, live in a nursing home with abusive or neglectful "caretakers", and really *want* to die but human euthanasia is a horrible sin? Not to mention the world isn't such a great place even for young people right now.



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16 Dec 2022, 5:56 pm

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My right-handed brother used to tease me by telling me I was going to die at a younger age because I'm left-handed.

But what's the point to living into your 80s and 90s if your body and mind are so frail that you have to take 180 pills a day, live in a nursing home with abusive or neglectful "caretakers", and really *want* to die but human euthanasia is a horrible sin? Not to mention the world isn't such a great place even for young people right now.


Haven't you heard - left-handed folk are possessed by the devil & will surely go straight to Hades after death. :( :wink:



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16 Dec 2022, 10:37 pm

^^^and us lefties down there in perdition will be so busy greeting and shaking hands with our fellow lefties that we won't notice the heat and flames.