Turn a random NT in your life into a random thing.

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CockneyRebel
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14 May 2007, 1:15 am

I turn my perfect little sister into a perfect little Barbie Doll and I pop her head off! :twisted:

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14 May 2007, 1:20 am

I turn Oregons Govenor into an aspie.

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14 May 2007, 6:06 am

I apologize for that both on the behalf of myself, and my younger sister. I'm still recovering from The Mother's Day From Hell.

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14 May 2007, 6:51 am

I turn 99.9% of all NTs I know into footpaths; HOW DO YOU LIKE BEING TRODDEN ON?? :twisted:

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14 May 2007, 7:09 am

I turn my little brother into Spiderman.

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14 May 2007, 10:11 am

I turn my dad into a jack in the box :lol:

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14 May 2007, 10:13 am

CockneyRebel wrote:

I apologize for that both on the behalf of myself, and my younger sister. I'm still recovering from The Mother's Day From Hell.

No need to apologize. We've all been there.

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14 May 2007, 10:37 am

We have Mother's Day at a different time of year over here. I always try to make sure I treat her when it comes round.

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14 May 2007, 11:29 am

Random NT: my social worker
into random thing: one of the pieces of wood we process at work

Why not chop her up into firewood :twisted: :lol:

sorry, I just dislike social workers

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14 May 2007, 11:48 am

i turn my stepdad into a blackmetal album, i wont listen to it though because its cof. :shameonyou:

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14 May 2007, 11:51 am

I turn my brother into a Styx album so good music will come out of him :mrgreen:

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16 May 2007, 6:15 pm

I turn everyone I know who's Not-Me into Me and then back again so that they'll finally figure out why I'm so unhappy!

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16 May 2007, 6:56 pm

. . .my 5th grade teacher into a urinal!

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16 May 2007, 6:57 pm

nutbag wrote:

. . .my 5th grade teacher into a urinal!

Hahahah! I turn my ICT teacher from year 11 into a urinal as well. :lol: