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Deinonychus
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29 Dec 2016, 8:51 pm

The weirder and harder to achieve, the better.

Go! Before 2017 pops up.


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29 Dec 2016, 9:20 pm

Here's your new goal: to lose ten hundred pounds on the new fruitcake diet.



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30 Dec 2016, 3:22 am

You will build a tower to the Moon. I know you could do it! No oxygen tanks allowed.


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30 Dec 2016, 4:09 pm

You will float in the air and walk through walls like a ghost.


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30 Dec 2016, 4:16 pm

You will quit walking and instead crawl everywhere


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30 Dec 2016, 4:29 pm

You must grow your moustache to your knees. Movember all year!


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30 Dec 2016, 4:33 pm

You will murder a family of penguins.

...Using a telescope. :twisted:


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30 Dec 2016, 4:39 pm

You will learn to speak Dolphin.


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31 Dec 2016, 2:28 pm

You will move in with a family of wolves for one month.



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31 Dec 2016, 4:38 pm

A family of cats will adopt you.



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31 Dec 2016, 8:48 pm

You will successfully memorize every word in "War and Peace".



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01 Jan 2017, 6:06 pm

You will publish a book of alternate spellings for common words and it will be a best-seller and fun to read.