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15 May 2007, 6:17 am

When I read these posts daily, I see how brilliantly funny some replies are...an excellent sense of humor here..Does anyone know who Demetrius Martin is? He is a college-age comedian who plays the harmonica and piano, or guitar at the same time he gives out witty thoughts, very funny..On SNL a while back, Jimmy Fallon was talking about evolution and God, and referred to a dinosaur as the "Jesus Horse", which made me laugh out loud, I thought that was the funniest thing I had heard in a long time........I gotta get out more.....any favorite comedians you especially like?Thanks for the replies! Peace.........



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15 May 2007, 6:19 am

I don't think I know who he is.
But I do find some people on here funny.



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15 May 2007, 7:12 am

Sopho wrote:
I don't think I know who he is.
But I do find some people on here funny.

Same .. i have read some very witty posts and replies here
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15 May 2007, 7:29 am

George Carlin and Dennis Leary for fairly mainstream ones.

I really love the guys from the Comedians of Comedy tour, they're all awesome.



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15 May 2007, 7:31 am

Bill Bailey is my favourite comedian. :D

Theres a chap called Milton Jones who is really good too.


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15 May 2007, 8:46 am

Steven Wright

"My house is made out of balsa wood, so when I want to scare the neighborhood kids I lift it over my head and tell them to get out of my yard or I'll throw it at them."

:D


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15 May 2007, 9:09 am

Yes, Steven Wright is awesome, and I just though of Emo as well--they can be so dead-pan serious as they say the funniest things...



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15 May 2007, 7:39 pm

Beenthere wrote:
Steven Wright

"My house is made out of balsa wood, so when I want to scare the neighborhood kids I lift it over my head and tell them to get out of my yard or I'll throw it at them."

:D

"For my birthday I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier. So I put them in the same room and let them fight it out."

"I moved into a new place a little while ago. There was this switch on the wall that didn't do anything. Every time I went past it, I'd flip it on and off. Then I got a letter from a lady in Germany, saying to knock it off."

"I just put a skylight in my living room. The upstairs neighbors are furious."


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15 May 2007, 7:51 pm

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"My house is made out of balsa wood, so when I want to scare the neighborhood kids I lift it over my head and tell them to get out of my yard or I'll throw it at them."


Bwahahaha. I'm sitting here on my own pissing myself and getting funny looks. :lol:

Fave funnymen - Bill Hicks, Bill Bailey, Denis Leary. Even Billy Connolly on a good day - he's a great storyteller. Might go find some Steven Wright as well now. :)



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15 May 2007, 8:14 pm

My fav comedian has to probably be Adam Sandler I love all of his movies, and chris farley whos not alive but i loved him, steve martin, leslie neilson, chris tucker, martin lawrence, robin williams, eddie murphy, jim carrey and more i just cant think of now. I use to watch SNL back in the day, not really as much anymore.



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15 May 2007, 8:24 pm

Beenthere wrote:
Steven Wright

"My house is made out of balsa wood, so when I want to scare the neighborhood kids I lift it over my head and tell them to get out of my yard or I'll throw it at them."

:D


Steven Wright is THE BEST IMHO!! !! !


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16 May 2007, 10:42 am

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Rented Delerious the other night - still a classic routine, tho I reckon there's a lot of stuff in it he would get crucified for these days - talking about gays spreading aids thro kissing - just not 21st century is it? :D



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16 May 2007, 1:26 pm

I've found my sense of humor and well thought-out is wasted on most of the people I come in contact with. When my roommate doesn't understand something I say (when it goes over his head), he just says something like I'm "special ed." I haven't told him about AS, and it's terribly offensive. I want to kick him in the face whenever he says it.