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alright its time to play pick my signature! the increadibly hot new gameshow. whoever comes up with the best one or two sentences gets it in my signature, i'm a fan of saying stuff like;

ok i'd like to go ahead and sell it now
and
bwhahaha i'd buy that for a dollar


good luck

Kilroy Was Here

"Santa Claus is P I M P ! ! !"

I thought of one - "Don't hate me because i'm beautiful"

or "Don't try to understand me, just love me"

Psychotherapy! Psychotherapy! Psychotherapy! That’s what they wanna give me!

or

The waiting game sucks! Let’s play Hungry, Hungry Hippos...

Don't be fooled by the space rocks that I got I'm still, I'm still Richard from the block

thats some good stuff jakeG, so far you are the winner, i'll check back tomorrow

I suggest this: Res tam malae sunt quam putas, et inimici re vera te persequuntur.

("It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.")

Mormon lover.

you have to consider the possibility that god doesnt like you - fight club

You Miserable Vomitous Mass! ~ Princess Bride

While we are on the subject of hilarious insults.... the ultimate....

"I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"- The French Taunter, Monty Python and the Holy Grail.



Of course, you can't have an image in the sig, but I thought it enhanced the quote.

"you keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

The triffids were not amused by the trifle.

Idiots lead, fools follow, and the person left behind is eaten by a zombie.