What's the weirdest complaint you've received?

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A client complained repeatedly that my jumper was too small 0_o

I don't know if this is a complaint or not but I was telling mom that I'd show her how to use the new washer and dryer she got while I was folding clothes and she told me that I need to pay attention because "my problem is that I don't pay attention". Now surely I had no idea that folding clothes required such intense focus ...

I once got told off by a teacher who was teaching us about a tenon saw , he told us to hold it like a gun like John Wayne and pointed it at me and and made a gun noise. I pretended to get shot and the teacher flipped and kicked me out of class for messing around.

Another teacher was teaching us about the planets and I already knew them quite well , I wanted to show her I knew them so I asked her what the closest planet to the sun was , she gave an incorrect answer and I said 'I thought it was Mercury' , she bollocked me for wasting her time

I went to an estate sale once and the woman who was overseeing it chewed me out for (barely) touching a wardrobe which had been sold.
She then accused me of entering the house without permission, when I had been told to wait exactly where I was standing by the person who was conducting the viewings.
I ended up walking out without doing the viewing and then she complained loudly that I was wasting her time.

Somebody once complained about my rooster making loud noises.

I used to keep pet chickens and I live in the city.