I'll never be royal.

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Yeah, not being able to marry into the royal family is an unique real struggle.

((hugs))

You miss the point. The point isn't that I am not beautiful enough to attract a royal family member. Who knows what their personal taste is. The point is that there seems to be a family wide decree as to how one's perspective partner must look, much as there seems to be a family wide dress code, and there is a family wide restriction on using social media.

It's all very strange if you think about it.

They're British, of course they're all very strange!

Hey! I resemble that remark

^ classic

generations of living on a tiny island will probably do that to you.

well, there's only one way to verify this for real....

nudes?

I am related to Harry in much the same ancestral ways as Meghan Markle (oh, bother; two people find out that they are cousins and they still marry?!?). The Euro royals are all my cousins. Does that make me a mini-God? Hehe.

I wonder where I rank on the U.K. succession to the throne? Mmm. Probably back row of a car park on the Isle of Man. Hello? Hellooo?!? I am your autistic cousin from Utah! Hello?

As you're related you have more chance of marrying into the family than Chronos

The royals, like most fabulously rich people, think of prospective mates more in terms of good breeding stock. The British are famous for their love of hunting and shooting, and phrases like "fine stock", "excellent pedigree" and "thoroughbred credentials" dictate a lot of thinking when it comes to marrying people off thanks to this culture of being around dogs and horses, which are never more awesome than when they are of good lineage and never more terrible than when they are not.

I wouldn't worry about your looks. Remember, even royal families had to have started somewhere, and the first king of England probably became king not because of his looks but because of some heroic action that saved a village in times of strife or something. If you can be courageous in life and live in the selfless service of your community, you are being as royal as anyone could ever wish you to be.

And I don't count Prince Harry with all the rest. He's something special.

One only has to go back about 1,000 years to find the common ancestor of those with European heritage.

The lineages of the British royal family leave Britain very quickly and disperse throughout western Europe, and parts of eastern Europe, with a large German contribution.

The rise of European royalty and the evolution of it's roll is quite interesting really.

In any case, if one were to isolate the British royal family from their royalty, I think they would seem somewhat cultish.

So how are you sleeping after realizing that you can never be a royal?

Chronos is royal in the smarts department.

Like a commoner free of all of the constraints of royal bondage.