Thank goodness we're civilized, and with proper dignity, restraint, and decorum can partake in the genteel traditions of buying a smarmy card, an expensive bouquet of dead flowers, and an overpriced meal at a pretentious restaurant; vastly preferable to the uncouth and debauched rituals of oiling our naked bodies, donning wolf skins, and shameless orgiastic feasting, fornicating, and general revelry of as unseemly a festival as Lupercalia.
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