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26 May 2019, 6:30 pm

"Say "Ahhhh"" said the doctor as he examined the fridge.


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26 May 2019, 6:37 pm

"I see," said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.



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26 May 2019, 6:53 pm

"Ahoy" said Captain Birdseye as he sailed the seven peas.


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28 May 2019, 10:51 am

The kitty pored over the sinkful of water and said, "That gives me paws (pause)."

The kitty looked over her favorite food and said, "That's purr-fect!"

Denis Istomin said, as he hurried to the tennis tournament in Tashkent, "I'm Russian to Uzbekistan!"

Novak thought he was so funny. After all, he is "The Djoker."

Federer has won 20 Majors and over 100 titles overall in his career. Roger that!

King Felipe may be the King of all of Spain, but Nadal reigns supreme on the courts of Roland Garros!