Benevolent Dictator candidate selection for WP

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04 Jul 2019, 4:34 am

Benevolent Dictator candidate selection for WP.

What this means:
-Candidates will be nominated informally.
-Self-nomination is permissible.
-Candidates will then have to be seconded.
-Once nominated, a party name must be created.
-A poll will then be created and the election will begin.
-There will be a time limit of one week.
-Pork barrelling is prohibited. Animal cruelty will not be tolerated.

Pepe le Pew.
Self-nominated Governor General of WP.


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04 Jul 2019, 5:13 am

I second peepee


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04 Jul 2019, 6:44 am

I nominate Kraftie or Isabella.



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04 Jul 2019, 6:57 am

Ferris



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04 Jul 2019, 9:09 am

As the obvious future sovereign, I nominate myself. My party shall be Ultima Ratio . My Coat of Arms shall be a wolverine rampant on a field of sanguine, all black except armoury of the wolverine silver.

I shall be Wolfram87, your Designated Autocrat Dilligently Directing You.

My reign shall follow the fair but iron-fisted approach laid out by the venerable Klaus Wulfenbach, persimoniously summed up as "Don't make me come over there.".

Upon my ascension, I shall expect the construction of my future airship castle residence to begin, to be completed within no more than 1/10 of my lifetime reign.

You may proceed.


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04 Jul 2019, 9:12 am

I nominate myself!

Those who violate Marshal Law will be torn in half by sumo wrestlers!

*crowd cheers*

Furthermore my good people give me all of your cookies and I won't have you killed!

*crowd cheers again*


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04 Jul 2019, 9:32 am

IstominFan, a friend of cats, pets and animals and a tennis ambassador



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04 Jul 2019, 9:34 am

Wolfram87 wrote:
As the obvious future sovereign, I nominate myself. My party shall be Ultima Ratio . My Coat of Arms shall be a wolverine rampant on a field of sanguine, all black except armoury of the wolverine silver.

I shall be Wolfram87, your Designated Autocrat Dilligently Directing You.

My reign shall follow the fair but iron-fisted approach laid out by the venerable Klaus Wulfenbach, persimoniously summed up as "Don't make me come over there.".

Upon my ascension, I shall expect the construction of my future airship castle residence to begin, to be completed within no more than 1/10 of my lifetime reign.

You may proceed.


Impressive.
Very impressive.
If no one else seconds you, I will.

In the meantime, may I kiss your boot buckle with the intention of gaining favour should you be erected...

Your sycophant extraordinaire,
Pepe of le Pew. <fist to heart>

TheRevengeofTW1ZTY wrote:
I nominate myself!

Those who violate Marshal Law will be torn in half by sumo wrestlers!

*crowd cheers*

Furthermore my good people give me all of your cookies and I won't have you killed!

*crowd cheers again*


Another impressive contender.
There is the beginning of a competition.


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Down with big business!...
I'm not here to change the world...There isn't a big enough soiled nappy bin... ;)
Autistic/scout motto: "Give me a better argument and I will listen..."
"Honesty is not a social duty, not a sacrifice for the sake of others, but the most profoundly selfish virtue man can practice: his refusal to sacrifice the reality of his own existence to the deluded consciousness of others."
Truth may be inconvenient but it is never politically incorrect...The Oracle of Truth has spoken...8) I'm a rationalist...Deal with it...:mrgreen:


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04 Jul 2019, 9:45 am

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And now a candidate for all the animals and animal lovers.
There should be strong support for this political platform, surely!

Ladies, gentlemen and those of gender diversity, we need these candidates to be seconded.
Choose wisely.
The fate of the website is in your hands, errr, and paws.

Raleigh wrote:
I second peepee


Is that his/her official name?
Only legal names may be proffered.


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Down with big business!...
I'm not here to change the world...There isn't a big enough soiled nappy bin... ;)
Autistic/scout motto: "Give me a better argument and I will listen..."
"Honesty is not a social duty, not a sacrifice for the sake of others, but the most profoundly selfish virtue man can practice: his refusal to sacrifice the reality of his own existence to the deluded consciousness of others."
Truth may be inconvenient but it is never politically incorrect...The Oracle of Truth has spoken...8) I'm a rationalist...Deal with it...:mrgreen:


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04 Jul 2019, 3:20 pm

EzraS wrote:
Ferris

Seconded.


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04 Jul 2019, 3:41 pm

Raleigh wrote:
EzraS wrote:
Ferris

Seconded.

Third vote for Ferris.


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04 Jul 2019, 3:45 pm

BenderRodriguez wrote:
Raleigh wrote:
EzraS wrote:
Ferris

Seconded.

Third vote for Ferris.


Any opposed?



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04 Jul 2019, 3:54 pm

Fnord for Benevolent Dictator!

It is my wish to:

• Change the name of Washington D.C. to Aspieville.
• Create a cabinet Department of Health & Sex.
• Elimination poverty between the hours of 10:00 pm and 06:00 am.
• Force all crack and meth peddlers to fight in an arena, and the sole survivor goes to prison for life.
• Fully fund faster-than-light research.
• Give all illegal immigrants a free one-way bus ticket to Canada.
• Give every American citizen a free bicycle.
• Make politicians against the law.
• Nationalize America's brothels, so that the revenue would be used to finance the military.
• Pay an annual stipend of $100,000 to any American citizen who reaches his or her 100th birthday.
• Relocate of Los Angeles to Colorado, so that the city's residents can enjoy the fresh air.
• Rip up the city streets with jackhammers to force all transportation to be by foot or bicycle.
• Stop exploitation of America's natural resources by corporations and foreign investors.


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04 Jul 2019, 3:57 pm

Fnord wrote:
Fnord for Benevolent Dictator!

It is my wish to:

• Change the name of Washington D.C. to Aspieville.
• Create a cabinet Department of Health & Sex.
• Elimination poverty between the hours of 10:00 pm and 06:00 am.
• Force all crack and meth peddlers to fight in an arena, and the sole survivor goes to prison for life.
• Fully fund faster-than-light research.
• Give all illegal immigrants a free one-way bus ticket to Canada.
• Give every American citizen a free bicycle.
• Make politicians against the law.
• Nationalize America's brothels, so that the revenue would be used to finance the military.
• Pay an annual stipend of $100,000 to any American citizen who reaches his or her 100th birthday.
• Relocate of Los Angeles to Colorado, so that the city's residents can enjoy the fresh air.
• Rip up the city streets with jackhammers to force all transportation to be by foot or bicycle.
• Stop exploitation of America's natural resources by corporations and foreign investors.


Ok, but what will you do for WP?



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04 Jul 2019, 4:00 pm

Redxk wrote:
Fnord wrote:
Fnord for Benevolent Dictator!

It is my wish to:

• Change the name of Washington D.C. to Aspieville.
• Create a cabinet Department of Health & Sex.
• Elimination poverty between the hours of 10:00 pm and 06:00 am.
• Force all crack and meth peddlers to fight in an arena, and the sole survivor goes to prison for life.
• Fully fund faster-than-light research.
• Give all illegal immigrants a free one-way bus ticket to Canada.
• Give every American citizen a free bicycle.
• Make politicians against the law.
• Nationalize America's brothels, so that the revenue would be used to finance the military.
• Pay an annual stipend of $100,000 to any American citizen who reaches his or her 100th birthday.
• Relocate of Los Angeles to Colorado, so that the city's residents can enjoy the fresh air.
• Rip up the city streets with jackhammers to force all transportation to be by foot or bicycle.
• Stop exploitation of America's natural resources by corporations and foreign investors.
Ok, but what will you do for WP?
Ask not what I would do for WP, but what WP will do for you!


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