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22 Nov 2019, 10:02 pm

"Beep, Beep!" said the snail as it swerved to avoid a parked car.


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22 Nov 2019, 10:04 pm

"That was close" said the snail as it swerved to avoid an accident.


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22 Nov 2019, 10:05 pm

"Woof" said the crocodile as she went to fetch a stick.


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22 Nov 2019, 10:07 pm

haha. Thubthubthub said the crocodile as it played boats in the bath. :o


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22 Nov 2019, 10:09 pm

"Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin" said little billy goat gruff as he tip toes over the bridge and giggled.


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22 Nov 2019, 10:42 pm

"Fart!" said the snake's tuchas.



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10 Oct 2023, 10:14 pm

Wheee!! !! shouted the snail riding the turtle's back.


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11 Oct 2023, 12:43 am

flapping flaps flapped flappingly flappingly.