Ezra Is Better Than I Am Because...

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EzraS
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25 Nov 2019, 12:30 pm

This is your opportunity to list a reason or reasons why I am better than you.
Categories include but are not limited to:

Smarter
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Uses more of his neocortex
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25 Nov 2019, 12:33 pm

Ezra is better than me at restraining his howls in public; I admire him for that.



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25 Nov 2019, 12:43 pm

I think that you're confused.

The band is called "Better Than Ezra".

Not "Ezra is Better". :lol:



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25 Nov 2019, 1:15 pm

EzraS wrote:
This is your opportunity to list a reason or reasons why I am better than you.

OK, Boomer.












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26 Nov 2019, 1:05 am

Ezra wrote a book of the Bible, which is more than most people can say.

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26 Nov 2019, 3:35 am

he didn't drink a litre of cheap wine last night.



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26 Nov 2019, 3:54 am

Ezra for president. 8)



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26 Nov 2019, 5:43 am

He has more Facebook friends than me.

or fewer...

or he doesn't do Facebook....

whatever



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26 Nov 2019, 9:00 am

Because.....because he's just Ezra


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26 Nov 2019, 10:56 am

Evidently much more humble.


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26 Nov 2019, 11:34 am

He is capable of being both a Jedi and a Sith simultaneously.


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26 Nov 2019, 11:36 am

He is far more intelligent than me, and sees through my crap.


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26 Nov 2019, 6:06 pm

Everybody thinks it was the Russians, the Chinese, the Ukrainians, the Israelis, the alt-right that threw the election to Trump. Some even think Trump was elected fair and square.

It was Ezra doing it all from his autism school. I can’t do that.


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26 Nov 2019, 8:19 pm

ASPartOfMe wrote:
Everybody thinks it was the Russians, the Chinese, the Ukrainians, the Israelis, the alt-right that threw the election to Trump. Some even think Trump was elected fair and square.

It was Ezra doing it all from his autism school. I can’t do that.

We all know Trump is Putin's puppet, but Putin is actually Ezra's puppet.


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27 Nov 2019, 11:52 am

- Ezra is flawless.
- He has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus.
- I hear his hair is insured for $10000.
- I hear he does car commercials. In Japan!
- His favourite movie is Varsity Blues.
- One time, he met Rebecca Romijn on a plane. And she told him he was handsome.
- One time, he punched me in the face. It was awesome!


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27 Nov 2019, 12:06 pm

Catlover5 wrote:
- Ezra is flawless.
- He has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus.
- I hear his hair is insured for $10000.
- I hear he does car commercials. In Japan!
- His favourite movie is Varsity Blues.
- One time, he met Rebecca Romijn on a plane. And she told him he was handsome.
- One time, he punched me in the face. It was awesome!


And, one time you saw him ordering a pina colada at Trader Vic's.

His hair....was perfect! :D